Perfect size

When a girl cares about your feelings and doesn’t want to call your penis small

Yeah my girl said I had the perfect size dick
Uhh that just means it small and she cares about you

by ChaminadeX June 1, 2021

Peerection

An erection caused by the pressure of a full bladder as opposed to sexual excitement.

A pantsless Tom enters the bathroom.

Brad the homo: Woah there tiger at least buy me dinner first! *growls in a a gay manner*

Tom: Relax dumbass it's just a peerection.

Brad the homo: (dejected) Then why are you pantsless?

Tom: I forgot the put them back on after I got done boning your sister.

Brad the homo: Oh.....you know I stole her last boyfriend. *winks in a gay manner*

Tom: (gaybashes and urinates on Brad).

by Pimperator July 17, 2005

perfectionista

The female form of perfectionist.

-"Dude, is she done already? We've been waiting for half an hour!"

-"Calm down, she's only getting her hair done."

-"Damn perfectionista!"

by The bachelor December 9, 2009

perfect two

Mr and Mrs Strawberry&Banana.

We're the perfect two, baby me and you.

by AsianPursuasion October 17, 2013

Perfection Dolls

Posers. Non-unique. Every one of them look the same and like Bratz dolls. They all have emo hair and heads way too big for their tiny little bodies.

Perfection Dolls is a clique where they all hype each other up and tell each other how perfect they are. Their poster band is Cinema Bizarre (a glam trash band from Germany who are primarily Wapanesebut do have some talent).

Emo children. Posers. Attention seekers. Perfection Dolls are a beauty group that bases everything on your looks and not your intelligence. And no, I've never applied to Perfection Dolls. I'm not that lame.

by Freak off the leash July 26, 2008

penectomy

What my boyfriend needs.

Maybe a penectomy would solve my sorry ass boyfriend's problems!

by Julia November 19, 2003

Most Perfect Girl

The most perfect girl is a girl that has everything, from beauty to personality. There aren't many of these girls around so fellas if you meet one of these MPG then definitely don't let her get away. These girls come by once in a lifetime and they definitely become perfect wives.

Person A: Have you ever met your Most Perfect Girl?
Person B: Yeah, her name is Rachel Mulfeld

by BoyInLove October 14, 2012