crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

ghost pepper pecker wrecker

When your partner eats a ghost pepper, then immediately proceeds to give you a blowjob.

Yo man if you haven't had your girl give you a ghost pepper pecker wrecker, you need to tell her to do it its fire bruh

by Radicalbatical September 9, 2019

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

hooty peckered

To be overly upset about something or bent out of shape over nothing big

"It was just a joke, why are you getting all hooty peckered?"

by TimmyTooSweet February 26, 2024

Pecker lick

Someone who is obviously a looser or a "chicken". Someone who will not "go with the crowd" or will not "jump of the bridge because everyone else is doing it and having fun" or just simply someone who ruins all the fun and licks pecker.

*"Don't be a pecker lick!!!"
*" I don't mean to be a pecker lick, I just love sucking the fun out of everything. Sorry everyone."

by Kandace0508 February 21, 2009

Pussy-pecker

One who uses their tongue, chin, or nose as a pecking device - similar to that of a woodpecker - to stimulate a woman's (or animal's) pussy.

There's nothing like blowing your nose the day after a good pussy-pecking.
I heard Mike is a pussy-pecker.
I'm fixin' to go out to the barn and give that werecow a pussy-peckin'.

by - The NonGoggleGuy - April 24, 2019

pecker pillows

Your pecker pillows are your balls, since your pecker spends a good amount of time resting on them.

I was sitting in a chair and I looked down and saw my root resting on my pecker pillows.

by kadis zutton July 6, 2011