Patrick Kane

Patrick Kane, an NHL player for the Chicago Blackhawks, plays right wing and wears the number 88. Picked by the Blackhawks in 2007, he was first overall in the NHL draft. He is widely considered as the best American born hockey player, being still extremely dominant at the sport at age 30. He has led the Blackhawks to a modern dynasty, winning the cup 3 times through the span of 2010-2015. Kane is a fan favorite of Chicago not only because of his insane on-ice skills but also his off ice personality.

Contrary to the other definitions of Kane, he is NOT a rapist. Although he was accused of it, a rape kit proved that he was innocent, clearing his name. Many have forgotten about that incident although others still like to bring it up when trash talking. You hate him cuz you ain’t him buddy boys.

Awards

Ted Lindsay, Art Ross, 100 Greatest players of all time, Hart Trophy, Conn Smythe, Calder, and 3 time Stanley Cup winner.

Patrick Kane is my favorite player to watch

by Kaner17 August 18, 2019

patrick stump

1. the lead singer of pop-punk-ish (more pop than punk) band Fall Out Boy.
2. EXTREAMLY attractive
3. Has one of the best damn voices i have ever heard.
4. Once and for all, Fall Out Boy is NOT emo, i repeat not emo, they may follow emo fashion trends but they are not an emo band.

I personally like Patrick stump better on take this to your grave, that record relates more to me, being a teenager. Pete is 26, just shy of 11 years my senior, so yeh it speaks more to me, patrick is only 22 so you never know...

by michele is cool May 30, 2006

Patrick Blankenship

A fun loving annoying guy that has a really big ego and his name means lil fish. Kows how to work in bed and cooks great. Has no money but treats the girl well. Will make other guys want him and girls fall at his feet. cant dance at all but will wiggle to im sexy and i know it!! Has the most amazingg green eyes that see in to your soul. all in all an incredible guy.

guy 1- did u see patrick Blankenship wiggle!
guy 2- yes man i cant beat patrick at wiggling
guy 1- he does turn me on.....
guy 2- damn it!

by sweet-oreoz15 March 25, 2012

patrick star hands

When you have overly small hands so, therefore, they are referred to as nubs.

"Wow Annie has really small hands compared to her arm size"

"Yeah she has serious Patrick star hands"

by mattie&molly November 29, 2017

Patrick cudd

The most vile smell on earth, similar to something that has died and gone rotten

“Jesus mate it smells like a Patrick Cudd in here has something died”

by Joesph Gregory May 24, 2018

Patrick Star

A starfish who lives under a rock and is best friends with SpongeBob. He's a bit chubby and has a dick-like head...But he's cute with the dick-like head anyway...............

SpongeBob: Hey whats that dick-like thing?

Patrick: Uhhh, I think thats my head!

by SATAN December 27, 2004

Patrick Henry High School

a place where kids skip just to get high. you can score drugs in any hall.alot of trashy white ghetto girls.The girls are easy easy as lunch, u walk in, get what u want and leave.
you get suspened for the stupidest reasons like flicking a lighter. also getting sent to the office for throwing ninja stars a foot away.you get the shortest times to write a paper. the teachers usally are alright unless there on thier period.

also most of the students have stds

Patrick Henry High School- so gay

by pandaguy April 15, 2011