optimism

the stupidist thing to ever occur in the human mind. False hopes, reaching for impossible dreams, and making inadequate preparations for a negative situation because the victim had a feeling "it wouldnt be too bad"

im very optimistic that we can bring world peace to the earth if we try hard enough

by CorrodedBeing December 2, 2004

Optimus Prime

Leader of a set of girls. While approaching / hitting on this set, you must be sure to keep Optimus Prime pre-occupied so that she doesn't give the ""Autobots, transform and roll out!" command and leave with all the girls by her side.

Man, I was trying to wing Optimus Prime all last night so that she didn't roll out with her friends.

by RandomComments August 11, 2009

Optical Asslusion

When ones gluteus maximus appears to be rotund but when a closer look is taken, it is actually taking the affect of an ass but no ass is found until further investigation is taken and the ass begins much lower.

The "Optical Asslusion" Looks good from far, far from good.

by WAAAAAAAAAAAALT April 21, 2008

optischism

In a multiverse, the optimal schism would be the best alternate reality concerning some aspect.

In Homer Simpson's optischism the oceans are made of duff beer, and it rains donuts.

by Dr. Peter J. D'Adamo III November 1, 2008

optutory

Optutory is an event or a meeting that is mandatory unless there is some emergency or important other thing that gets in the way.

Saturday's practice is optutory because we have the big game coming up, but I know prom is this weekend.

by 877372 April 12, 2009

Optijism

A persistent belief that one is likely to get laid.

Given how few women were at the party, it was a exercise in optijism for Dick to think he would get lucky.

by TucsonTiger123 July 17, 2009

optunique

An adjective for someone that is both optimistic and unique.

I just know I am going to win that alfalfa plant that I want so badly if I just put my mind to it! I'm so optunique!

by fmlyife August 5, 2009