Coke Bottle

The exact size and shape of Jay-Z's cock.
R_kelly: Wow, Jay-Z has a cock like a coke bottle..and I just sucked it.
by Digitalnonsense November 15, 2006
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Baby Bottle

Baby Bottling - The act of slapping a person in the forehead with your titty and leaving a mark in the shape of a baby bottle.
Janette slapped Nick in the forehead with her titty while he was sleeping and left a mark resembling the top of a baby bottle.
by NiceAngel November 10, 2018
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bottle of vex

what someone is metaphorically drinking when they have a large number of issues
bottle of vex mate
by Theo_Wyvern November 14, 2003
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bottle drive

To stick a beer bottle up someones vagina
When we get home I will bottle drive you so hard.
by The-Kraken May 26, 2014
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douche-bottle

A crack-whore who can provide no milk to her AIDs baby, not even tainted cracked-out milk.
Yo momma musta been a real douche-bottle shaniqua, I find out yo momma give me the hiv'a...
by Yuengling September 27, 2003
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Bottle Necking

The act of holding a bottle by its neck. Commonly seen at parties, inexperienced drinkers do it to look cool, holding the bottle awkwardly by their side. As they become more intoxicated, they will become more and more protective of their drink, just to make it obvious that they are DRINKING ALCOHOL!!!1one1
"Look at that bottle necking buckhead!"

"OI! Jermaine, quit neckin' that bottle and come help me bury this corpse"

"Man, Tobias is a total bottle necker"
by Daveypants December 30, 2005
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piss into a bottle

Coffee was no good for punctuating the tedium unless he was prepared to piss into a bottle (Kate Atkinson-Case Histories)
by fortuneteller657 August 18, 2007
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