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Barrel Cleaning

The term Barrel Cleaning is used to describe the action in which you use one of your fingernails to scrape the inside of your asshole clean. Generally done before anal sex.
"Where is Ian?" John asked. Bill responded: "I think he went to the bathroom, he said he was Barrel Cleaning."
by Drakesens1 April 23, 2014
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Clean Dick

(n.) A penis that is washed every shower and has no foul odor or taste; formerly considered a myth but is possible when dating a man who does not think bathing his genitals will turn him gay.
Tara: Was giving him a blow job bad?
Alex: No, he has a clean dick. It was actually pretty awesome.
by Vernacular Lingo December 16, 2017
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Quick Clean

A common food services business tactic involving minimally cleaning dishes and cookware in an effort to save time while still appealing to the customer. The strategy is to quickly wipe down dirty dishes enough to appear clean from a far distance. A general rule is no more than 5 seconds per dish/utensil.
Jimmy Johns' used quick cleaning tactics in order to provide a 'freaky fast' food delivery service. As a result, many customers would go on to suffer from food poisoning and other food-borne related diseases. Victims are often perplexed by the sickness since the onset is usually weeks after consuming the contaminated food products.
by CouchPotato2019 May 11, 2019
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Clean smoker

Someone who smokes but who doesn't have the tell-tale aroma about them that gives them away as a smoker.
I saw this guy I work with smoking, but I never would have guessed, he's such a clean smoker.
by WinifredAnn May 7, 2017
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Proper cleaning

When someone is giving a man oral and they use his penis as a toothbrush, his cum as toothpaste and his pubic hairs as floss.
I just gave jenny a proper cleaning.
by Olivia Minerva (Shlivs) July 22, 2017
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Clean Jerk

The act of rubbing one out while no one is home.
I seen my wife's taillights pulling out of the drive way and I knew it was clean jerk time.
by phatbulldog October 5, 2011
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