butt-load

The metric unit used for measuring masses in the quanities that one average-sized butt can hold. Can also be with the subfixes... kilobutt-load, megabutt-load, nanobutt-load, and so on. Gay people like to use this as a reference.

Jack: Yeah so I found this apple in the store, it was HUGE! Probably about one megabutt-load!
Sally: Whoa, maybe if youre gay.

by Fizz :) April 13, 2006

WANK LOADS

An awful lot of something

I couldn't believe it! Julie came home with absolutely wank loads of shopping

by Joey February 15, 2005

performance load

All men shoot different intensities of orgasms. Some are short, quick and just kinda dribble out, and others are long, repetitive and fly across the room. The latter are performance loads; when you shoot so much as to impress the observers.

I was so horny all day, that when I went to the naked party I shot a performance load right above my head.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

load curve

1. A chart showing the amount of electricity customers use over a period of time.

2. The measured arching distance a man's ejaculate travels upon orgasm.

The best way for a man to improve his load curve is to forgo masturbation for at least two to three days before ejaculation.

by robbiewankkenobie May 3, 2010

tully loaded

Having enough money to spend it in a foolish and irresponsible way.

"Yo man you bought a wii and a flatscreen this weekend? You must be tully loaded"

by NoLimitSoldier5 October 29, 2009

loaded queef

n. a vaginal purge of semen

the girl went to pee, and was surprised by an unexpected loaded queef

by Daniel Infrangible April 21, 2011

G-load

a grip load, a hand full.

dude, there is a G-load of fish in the water.

by shizzlnittlezz July 5, 2009