Nigerian

What Alex is

Alex is such a Nigerian

by Nrtgvfvvdmch October 11, 2019

Nigerian Age

A Nigerian Age is an age which is dubiously attributed to someone who seems older than they actually are.

"He's only 25, albeit a Nigerian 25, and so if that is his age he's still got a good few years ahead of him." Example of a Nigerian Age.

by Rory the sheep April 11, 2009

Nigerian Diplomatting

When an online stranger, preferably overseas, is intently interested in you for no apparent reason.

"Did you sell your Jag on eBay yet?"

"Nah, all I got was a long email from one guy: I think he was Nigerian Diplomatting me."

by halfpoe kel January 11, 2012

nigerian muffin

A person who does drugs and sags their pants as low as possible without them falling off

Ugh, why are their so many Nigerian muffins in this world

by Nigerian muffin pantie August 21, 2016

Nigerian lag

Nigerian lag is when you're playing an online game such as Call of Duty, Fifa or Battlefield, and extreme lag occurs. Involves lag spikes, skipping, bullets not registering and a ping of 400ms+.

Player: oh for fuck sake, the nigerian lag is starting to kick in bro.

by CoDSlayer June 19, 2016

Nigerian Mudslide

When you shit on her back, then run at her and put your legs up to let your dick get in dat ass.

Yo, my bitch was sittin' on da bed last night, so I did a Nigerian Mudslide on her ass.

by Jezus The Great and Holy May 20, 2016

Nigermetrey

A word for black people doing stereotypical black people things.

Yo, Leo, stop with all your damn nigermetrey.

by Anonpersonna July 25, 2016