Multi-Jacking

The art of masturbating whilst multi-tasking.

THIS SHIT IS INTERRUPTING MY WACK OFF BEFORE WORK TIME FUCK

Friend WACK OFF AND DRIVE TO WORK ITS CALL MULTI-JACKING

by aardvarkcum September 5, 2018

Multi-Hang

Friends hanging out while going grocery shopping, going to the gym, getting their hair cut...etc. Productive socialization so both parties can do their errands together.

Friend: I miss you! Let's hang out tonight?
Friend 2: I can't, I have so many errands tonight unless you want to multi-hang and meet me at the grocery store?
Friend: I need groceries too let's meet at Walmart and shop together!

by Glitterandgrit September 19, 2018

Mulch bed virgin

One who has not had intercourse in mulch beds

Ryan is such a loser, he is a senior and still a mulch bed virgin.

by Craig applebottom September 29, 2018

mulchfagging

When an avex sucks his own asshole

Hey did you see that avex that was mulchfagging in the tree yesterday

by mulchbagging69 January 23, 2019

Malthe

uwu without the owo

malthe is my weeby friend ( he is litterely sitting besides me)
matlthe has no soul

by Wait ........ Thanks for w May 1, 2019

Mullhalled

In a similar league to drunk or plastered; deriving from the mid to higher-classes based in parts of North Yorkshire and the North East of England, including Harrogate, Ripon and Hexham.

Word originally coined in the early 1940's as a word to describe a person who is in a heightened state of inebriation around the festive period (spouting the word 'Mull' from the intake of Mulled Wine) and the 'Hall' originating from the venue of groups of high brows getting pissed.

"Did you see Elizabeth last night Gordon?"
"No I didn't, why?"
"Dear, oh dear, she was absolutely Mullhalled".

"I'm not lying, I got so Mullhalled last night I could hardly see clearly, George".

by BaldandProud84 June 3, 2019

Multi-Functional Bathroom

The name speaks for itself. It had it's appearance in a YouTube Poop about How It's Made called Wow! It's Made! number 3. Apparently, barrels of beer have to be rolled into them so they can age.

"The barrels are rolled into a Multi-Functional Bathroom" - How It's Made Mystery Narrator.

by TheMysteryWordMaker August 19, 2019