You: I want to have a snack before I sleep...
Friend: Just have a mouth sandwich and let's head to bed.
Friend: Just have a mouth sandwich and let's head to bed.
by bad english definitioniyer July 8, 2022
Get the Mouth Sandwich mug.Variation on Disney Ears. Denotes someone who never uses profanity, refrains from making unsavory sexual references, and/ or veils any objectionable subject matter so heavily that innocence can always be claimed no matter how dirty their mind may actually be.
Heather might have Disney mouth, but her ears are not innocent.
Heather's mind may be dirty, but her mouth is as pure as the driven snow.
Heather's mind may be dirty, but her mouth is as pure as the driven snow.
by Richard Weed* September 11, 2011
Get the Disney Mouth mug.When you wake up in the morning and your mouth tastes and smells like you’ve been sucking sweaty cock and balls all night long. May or may not actually be from sucking cock and balls all night.
Dude go brush your teeth. You got hooker’s mouth.
I went to kiss Rachel this morning. She sucked my knob all night last night so she had the hooker’s mouth.
My breath smells like hooker’s mouth. I need some Scope.
I went to kiss Rachel this morning. She sucked my knob all night last night so she had the hooker’s mouth.
My breath smells like hooker’s mouth. I need some Scope.
by Eaton Holgoode May 13, 2018
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Stefanya: ...
Tina: Sorry, that was a mouth queef! I didn't mean anything by it.
Stefanya: ...
Tina: Sorry, that was a mouth queef! I didn't mean anything by it.
by DinoLaurs May 31, 2018
Get the Mouth Queef mug.Goal Mouth is a malady suffered by soccer fans and is characterized by sore jaw, stiff tongue and raspy throat.
When there is a close shot, or an acrobatic save or, especially, a goal scored, fans go crazy. They abruptly open their mouths which strains the mandible. The noise made, harshens the vocal chords and the back of the throat. The ululation of the sound constantly strains the tongue muscle, resulting in Goal Mouth.
When there is a close shot, or an acrobatic save or, especially, a goal scored, fans go crazy. They abruptly open their mouths which strains the mandible. The noise made, harshens the vocal chords and the back of the throat. The ululation of the sound constantly strains the tongue muscle, resulting in Goal Mouth.
“I sure will be glad when this World Cup is over. There have been so many good games, I’ve had Goal Mouth for more than three weeks.”
by PicklingTheBeast July 10, 2010
Get the Goal Mouth mug.The nasty taste in ones mouth caused when meth is smoked and dissolved into the gums then slowly comes out and coats the inside of the mouth.
by gacklow October 22, 2010
Get the Gacked Mouth mug.Sisters friend: Bakla. Bakla Bakla ka. Bakla ako. Bobo mo. Bobo mo. Bakla ka. Mali it titi mo! chinuchupa! Chinuchupa! Ah ahh..chinupa!
Brother: Here we go again. "Mouth running "... shut your ugly ass up...
Brother: Here we go again. "Mouth running "... shut your ugly ass up...
by mali it titi mo September 13, 2017
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