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Morning Dew

In reference to a woman being wet in the morning; the equivalent to morning wood.
She was so aroused her panties were soaked with morning dew.
by Roxannestone September 5, 2016
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Like a Sunday morning shit.

Defines a pronounced degree of pain. Commonly used as a statement of disapointment or loss.
"You mean you gave him a rusty trumpet and he gave you a strawberry shortcake?!?! That hurts like a sunday morning shit."
by Chaney P. October 21, 2005
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You Know How It Is: The Usual Morning Rotation

1) A phrase used whenever you have nothing better to say or you just want someone's approval for no real reason. To have to work properly, one person must initiate the phrase as shown in the example.
Person 1: 'You know how it is:'
Person 2 (responds): 'The usual morning rotation'
by 323+ December 11, 2003
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morning buzz

First nicotine buzz of the morning. Gives you a wicked head rush due to the nicotine content in your system being low after sleeping
"dude i just got the most intense morning buzz this morning i was wobbling like crazy"
by xboxsuckspsftw November 29, 2017
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The Morning After

The time when a girl who has had some of the best sex in her life wakes up, puts her hand in her hair, gives it a little fluff, then places her hand betwen her legs and begins to play with herself thinking about the slam that went between her thighs the night before

Also: The time when a girl who has had some of the worst sex in her life wakes up with one of the biggest scowls on her face, angry about the night before, looks at the person next to her, contemplates spitting and then gets up to leave to go play with herself to make up for the night of horrid playtime the night before
The Morning After, Jennette woke up after her night of wild sex with Ricky, looked at his beautiful sleeping face, smilled, layed back down and placed her fingers in her folds and marveled at the wetness that still residing and was still happening

Carla woke up after her night of horrid sex with James and ran to the bathroom and pulled out a dildo LOL
by MeanFaceGrrrrrr11 December 27, 2010
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early morning

2 hours after you wake up. No mater what time you woke up.
"dude! its noon already"
"what? no! its still early morning"
"..."
"I woke up an hour ago"
by thatgirlthatlivesinqatar December 31, 2011
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Morningasm

An orgasm you have in the morning! Can be from morning sex, which can relieve morning wood.
Morningasms are friggin awesome.
by morningasm March 25, 2009
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