Cookie Monster

A lovely blue furry who will munch on dam cookies. He is native to the Sesame Street and is commonly seen with big yellow cock and the red dictator. Commonly found saying “Umm-num-num” most likely to hide his depression.

Random Guy: “Why are you sad Cookie Monster?”
Cookie Monster: “Without the cookie I’m just a monster…”

*Gun Cocks*
Random Guy: “No! Don’t do it”
Cockiest Monster: “Umm… num… numm… cookie.”
*BOOM*

by KumonBoy69 July 14, 2021

wiffle monster

A vagina of unusually large size and extreme hairiness, sometimes accompanied by teeth.

Woman No. 1: "Gertrude sure has lost a lot of weight lately."

Woman No. 2: "Yeah, but she still has a wiffle monster."

by vogonjoe March 19, 2014

The Tooker Monster

A young man on the hunt for a nice tooker (a firm and round female butt)

"oh shit, its ricky, the Tooker Monster, he's gonna go get Rachel's tooker."

by haydenaltimari October 2, 2018

Monster Freak

Someone who constantly drinks Monster energy drinks.

Frank: Tom you're a Monster Freak, try some juice please.
Tom: No thanks, ill stick with my Monsters.

by DJ teh Beast December 29, 2009

Guinness Monster

This refers to your Fecal mass (Poo) the day after a Guinness bender which is black and quite scary and should be known as a guiness monster

"Dude I just unleashed a guinness monster all over the bowl"

by Dave1892 April 27, 2006

Trough Monster

A guy(usually in a gay club) who lies down in a urinal tough begging for guys to urinate on him

"Stay out of the toilets, there is a trough monster in there"

by Urine Fan May 10, 2009

juice monster

A user of anabolic steroids, especially one who uses them to excess.

Robert Golub, currently serving 25 years to life in prison for the 1989 murder of a next-door neighbor in a New York City suburb, was characterized by the media as having been an out-of-control "juice monster" at the time of the killing.

by Anthony Brancato April 21, 2003