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melon head

ones head that is shaped in the size of a melon. one ugly stupid tag along with very bad acne resembling a hens ass with the body of a ethiopian crossed with a somalian. yellow teeth dragon breath mutherfucka.
melon u fuckin tag along. suck my dong.
by Luke Gill January 7, 2005
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melonface

A word used to describe someone with a fat face. It may not mean the person themself is a fatty bum-bum but sometimes they are. Ocassionally the person is actually quite hot but most likely, they arent.
Hahaha wat a melonface.
by Lowesy93 May 13, 2008
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Melosexual

a sexuality for people in love with Lorde
Oh my God! Lorde just posted a photo and I think I'm melosexual now!
by cowboydubstep June 14, 2018
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'mazin melon

A drink made by hawiian punch that contains heroin that makes you addicted to it
Dam I need a fix of Mazin Melon
by Katoon May 9, 2003
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jessica melanson

jessica is an amazing girl. she is soo unique and beautiful. some people are mean to her but their assholes. she gets a lot of bullshit from some people but she deals, and she keeps being amazing. jess deserves an amazing guy that will treat her right and that she can be happy with. she is so cool and sweet. she always makes me smile and i wish she was my neighbor. oh and she loves mikes hard lemonade, and she can dance, and play softball and jus be totally AWESOME. i jus fucking love her sooo fucking much. and ill never leave her.
me: i love you jessica melanson.

jess: i love you too hun.
by hugo<3'sjess August 19, 2009
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MelonShooter

look at this melon compooter dude nerd that like Spanish -SqueezySniper

Someone who shoots melons
MelonShooter: anyone want to ride my melon horse
by SqueezySniper October 20, 2018
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melonbeck

A description by Petersen of an awesome,incredible hulkster.
Mr. Melonbeck is a great father
by Steven July 15, 2003
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