melon head 

ones head that is shaped in the size of a melon. one ugly stupid tag along with very bad acne resembling a hens ass with the body of a ethiopian crossed with a somalian. yellow teeth dragon breath mutherfucka.

melon u fuckin tag along. suck my dong.

melon head by Luke Gill January 7, 2005

melonface 

A word used to describe someone with a fat face. It may not mean the person themself is a fatty bum-bum but sometimes they are. Ocassionally the person is actually quite hot but most likely, they arent.

Hahaha wat a melonface.

melonface by Lowesy93 May 13, 2008

Melosexual 

a sexuality for people in love with Lorde

Oh my God! Lorde just posted a photo and I think I'm melosexual now!

Melosexual by cowboydubstep June 14, 2018

'mazin melon 

A drink made by hawiian punch that contains heroin that makes you addicted to it

Dam I need a fix of Mazin Melon

'mazin melon by Katoon May 9, 2003

jessica melanson 

jessica is an amazing girl. she is soo unique and beautiful. some people are mean to her but their assholes. she gets a lot of bullshit from some people but she deals, and she keeps being amazing. jess deserves an amazing guy that will treat her right and that she can be happy with. she is so cool and sweet. she always makes me smile and i wish she was my neighbor. oh and she loves mikes hard lemonade, and she can dance, and play softball and jus be totally AWESOME. i jus fucking love her sooo fucking much. and ill never leave her.

me: i love you jessica melanson.

jess: i love you too hun.

jessica melanson by hugo<3'sjess August 19, 2009

MelonShooter 

look at this melon compooter dude nerd that like Spanish -SqueezySniper

Someone who shoots melons

MelonShooter: anyone want to ride my melon horse

MelonShooter by SqueezySniper October 20, 2018

melonbeck 

A description by Petersen of an awesome,incredible hulkster.

Mr. Melonbeck is a great father

melonbeck by Steven July 15, 2003