Mr melon

A swedish little short man that speaks melonese and well… is a melon, they know a little bit of taekwondo and they are angry and aggresive PS:they have roblox troll youtuber humour

Oh no bobby its a mr melon
Shit run

by Uhhhdefinitelynotsiror December 18, 2021

crack the melon

To spread the buttcheeks of a woman and perform oral on her anus.

I will crack the melon in the shower.

by D Conte January 13, 2008

poached melon

post malone but food

well fuck make 'em some poached melons.

by taterth0ts October 9, 2020

Melon Tree

The name given to a really comfortable bed

I am going to go to my Melon Tree and sleep

by Rastamouse1 June 20, 2015

Melon head children

Kids with disproportionate heads, like to hide and attack people, do not wave if waved at, which is rude.

Hey, that melon head children just killed that guy

by Black eyed cooler July 3, 2022

Melon

A melon is a general fuckwit. These words can be substitutes for melon.
1. An absolute idiot.
2. A complete mong.
3. An utter tool.

Person 1: "Did you see the drunk bloke who ran into a wall yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a melon."

by NomynameisHenry April 27, 2021

puppy melon

asher jokes specifically. a lovable baby whore who enjoys wearing glasses for casual occasions and perhaps licking someone’s face (preferably of the male gender).

adjective. “you are so puppy melon today.” “you are for real acting like a puppy melon. no cap. on god.”

by puppymelonlover August 7, 2022