poached melon

post malone but food

well fuck make 'em some poached melons.

by taterth0ts October 9, 2020

Mr melon

A swedish little short man that speaks melonese and well… is a melon, they know a little bit of taekwondo and they are angry and aggresive PS:they have roblox troll youtuber humour

Oh no bobby its a mr melon
Shit run

by Uhhhdefinitelynotsiror December 18, 2021

crack the melon

To spread the buttcheeks of a woman and perform oral on her anus.

I will crack the melon in the shower.

by D Conte January 13, 2008

melon

melon can be used to refer to someone who is stupid or foolish. not offensive so is commonly used in situations where someone wants to keep the language pg

Alex: bro i swear down the earth is flat

Ben: shut up alex you absolute melon

by i love having no friends June 15, 2024

Melon head children

Kids with disproportionate heads, like to hide and attack people, do not wave if waved at, which is rude.

Hey, that melon head children just killed that guy

by Black eyed cooler July 3, 2022

Sweating melons

Someone who is in defiance of the SACE board.

I was so scared of SACE i was sweating melons

by An0nomuse September 20, 2023

Melon Tree

The name given to a really comfortable bed

I am going to go to my Melon Tree and sleep

by Rastamouse1 June 20, 2015