Melanie

Melanie -
A person who will always get to the point and hates too many details. It wont interest her - AT ALL. Will listen and hear things that you wont even have to say out loud. She naturally understands people and accepts them. Even the weird and different. Has extreamly high ambition and morality but wont force any on anyone else.
Loves to flirt. Is Beautiful. Gets lots of attention. Good to bring to any party.
Loves cartoon characters and she will ALWAYS be a big kid herself !
Very girly/ good at fashion but will still play video games and play wrestle now and again. Has a million followers.
DONT EVER EVER argue with a Melanie.
Shes right. YOUR wrong. End of story.
It doesnt matter if you had a point , she has ten reasons why your one reason doesnt work. AND even if its not logical - comming from HER its the most Intelligent and believable thing you have EVER heard in your life! She is lawyer material.
Just shutup.
Shes right.
Your wrong.
Everyones happy.
Or at least you will be...shes very loving and forgiving and fun to be around. So DONT waste time argueing! Go to that party or that mall. Where theres a Mel theres a new adventure!

Melanie sure knows what shes talking about!

by SomethingDifferent07 January 8, 2009

melonology

1. The study of melons

2. The study of guys named Mel.

1. I just failed my Melonology exam...I forgot the six main characteristics of canteloupe!

2. Should I concentrate on Mel Gibson or Mel Brooks for my Melonology dissertation?

by wafflesforlife March 7, 2007

John Hoosier Melonhead

A nickname that the Columbus, Ohio rock radio station Q-FM-96 has for heartland rocker John Mellencamp, who hails from Indiana, and is therefore a Hoosier. He's been in the business for many years and has scored many hits, particularly in the U.S. and Canada. His first hit was "I Need a Lover Who Won't Drive Me Crazy", hit #1 in the U.S. and Canada with "Jack and Diane", and has scored hit after hit since. His recent album hit the top 5 this year. First he was known as "Johnny Cougar", then "John Cougar", then briefly as "John Mellencamp Cougar", then "John Cougar Mellencamp" for the rest of the 80s, then he dropped the "Cougar" in the 90s. His sound is pretty much a mixture of Stonesy rock with a rural atmosphere and Appalachian folk instrumentation, although Mellencamp has experimented with other styles, too. He's made a number of really good albums, including Uh-Huh, Scarecrow, The Lonesome Jubilee, Human Wheels, Dance Naked and more. To quote the title of one of his hits, "Check it Out".

1. Here in the Midwest, John Mellencamp has long had a strong fan base. He frequently performs in Ohio and is very popular here.

2. Q-FM-96 DJ: "... and that was "The Authority Song" from the Uh-Huh album by John Hoosier Melonhead. And speaking of Mellencamp he's scheduled to perform at Polaris Amphitheatre next month, so get your tickets today and we'll see you there!"

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 9, 2008

Melania

Melania is a wonderful and beautiful person. She loves laughing and making people laugh. At first she might be shy but once you get to know her shell be one of the most important people in your life. She is such a good friend and will always be there for you. She's very picky with men , so if you end up with a Melania you're are one lucky guy ! Love Melanias and care for them and never make them feel left out (they can be hurt easily since they tend to overthink too much)

Damn Melania looks hot today

by Harryybridge94 June 24, 2014

MELONNOLEM

wHeN yOu cOnSuMe tHe MELON aNd PrOcEeD To ShIt oUt MELON AnD tHeN YoU eAt MELON AGAIN

It seems that it is time for another MELONNOLEM

by MELONNOLEM June 10, 2020

Miles malone

A gay kid who goes to Gonzaga

Hey that Xbox player is a real miles malone

by Memelordmax March 25, 2019

Happily Melancholic

Happily Melancholic is the feeling of being happily content with life but you are secretly sad and lonesome as well. Not really, depressed because you are ok or have come to terms with your feeling of sadness but you're not always sad and depressed.

*Ways to know you're Happily Melancholic*
-Lost A Close Loved One
-Really Good Worker
-Distant (from others)
- Loveable towards people.
- Can't Trust others well.
-Have problems with making close friends.
-If you're really creative or you read a lot.
and so on..

Guy #1: Are you Happily Melancholic (or HM)?
Girl #1: No, why?
Girl #2: Because you listen to Maria Taylor, Dido, Gemma Hayes, and the only japanese music you like is Akino Arai. I told you that the music you like would make people think you're "HM".
Girl #1: Hmm, I guess you're right.

by HappilyMelancholic July 12, 2010