Logging

Originating from the Old English word logge and the Latin word Logia, Logging is the act of letting gravity take hold of your limbs and flopping yourself out on any surface hard or soft the way a log would on the ground hence the term logging. However recent philosophers have expanded the definition even further and now logging also can mean the art of doing nothing productive and meaningful with your time that contributes any value to society, essentially the same as what the word meant before, but a more progressive and inclusive definition that allows logging to be active, mobile, and portable

-Offically by the BOC November 29th, 2016

Jeez its been a long week, the couch looks real tempting right now, I'm about to do some serious logging.

I don't understand how the Kardashians are so famous and beloved, all they do is log!

by The real BOC November 29, 2016

Logging

Sending friends/family point of view photos of your knees and clothing around your ankles while on the toilet, presumably defecating (taking a shit).

Gross my brother keeps sending me photos of him logging.

by Aka_85 March 30, 2017

banana logging

The act of fapping whilst dropping a massive deuce in such a manner so as to stimulate the prostate while the steaming log makes its way through the rectum.

I prefer to use bathroom spray right before I banana log.

Sometimes before I go out on a Saturday night, I get a good banana logging in to get me in the mood.

by jarf May 27, 2013

logicking

applying logic, or making one see reason

hey, stop logicking me with your rationalities!

by charlotte montgomery November 16, 2010

logic-chopping

The practice of engaging in excessively pedantic argument, going to the extreme and unnecessary intricacies.

"Let the Almighty step in and arrange things in a proper way. No more logic-chopping!"
used by the Indian revolutionary Bhagat Singh in his essay - Why I am an Atheist, while ridiculing the theists for their ultra-philosophical answers of grief in the world and God's role in it.

by mdadilhn May 19, 2016

lagging it

Taking your time to do something, usually getting ready to go out

Jeff: Just one more song bro, then I just gotta put a top on, find my keys and I'm good to go
Andrew: Quit lagging it out you wasteman
Jeff: Aight chill man, you know I'm the lagmeister what do you expect bro

by TheLagmeister3k February 7, 2017

Logicallating

An action that describes someone taking and analysing something to serious, and not being open-minded

Friend: scientifically it is incorrect and can never be done
Me: stop logicallating everything

by Fellies320 December 27, 2018