penis logs

A phenomenon that is accomplished after the completed act of unprotected anal sex, and the urethra of the penis is backed up with shit, only to be removed by forcefully urinating and pushing the obstruction out, thus creating penis logs.

I just butt-fucked that bitch and now I'm shitting penis logs out my dick!

by sickfuckshitbrainz March 6, 2014

Nodder Logging

The act of evacuating ones bowels into a condom.

Wow, everything got a bit fucked up last night. I walked into the kitchen and caught some chap nodder logging by the fridge.

by Dr Pedalo January 17, 2015

wet log

Pertaining to a hard penis soaked in its own semen due to sex with ones own hand.

I don't have a girlfriend, so every time I masturbate its a wet log.

by ForeverWithMyHand November 21, 2016

Rumble Log

The placement of an erect penis between another's buttocks whilst flatulating

My stupid BF keeps pressuring me to give up the A. So I gave him a rumble log.

by Anonamous_12 September 29, 2017

log knock

To slap ones penis against the forehead of someone else.

Dude, last night I log knocked Brittany so hard her freckles fell off.

by Liam May 13, 2005

Log Fucking

When your ass banging a chick, you fuck her ass so hard that shit goes into her intestines.

Michael Was "Log Fucking" A Filthy Whore Yesterday, He told me it was a shit pile in the end and he had to take her to the hospital.

by FourthAndInches September 15, 2009

LOG SALMON

A big brown turd; a piece of shit

Everybody out! There's a log salmon in the pool. (see Caddyshack)

by jaacee August 16, 2006