log knock

To slap ones penis against the forehead of someone else.

Dude, last night I log knocked Brittany so hard her freckles fell off.

by Liam May 13, 2005

penis logs

A phenomenon that is accomplished after the completed act of unprotected anal sex, and the urethra of the penis is backed up with shit, only to be removed by forcefully urinating and pushing the obstruction out, thus creating penis logs.

I just butt-fucked that bitch and now I'm shitting penis logs out my dick!

by sickfuckshitbrainz March 6, 2014

wet log

Pertaining to a hard penis soaked in its own semen due to sex with ones own hand.

I don't have a girlfriend, so every time I masturbate its a wet log.

by ForeverWithMyHand November 21, 2016

yuletide log

A very thick, large shit that is decorated with undigested holley leaves and berries. Can be decorated after delivery for

a variety of uses.

'I had nothing to serve for dessert christmas eve so I had to create my very own yuletide log

by thwth December 31, 2009

Rumble Log

The placement of an erect penis between another's buttocks whilst flatulating

My stupid BF keeps pressuring me to give up the A. So I gave him a rumble log.

by Anonamous_12 September 29, 2017

Pocket Log

The act of taking a dump into some toilet paper and then wrapping the shit to put in your pocket for safe keeping.

Chris: Xavier, is that a pocket log I see in your pocket you sick fuck!
Xavier: Why yes! I was saving it for lunch.

by Chris Ramage January 21, 2009

Log Fucking

When your ass banging a chick, you fuck her ass so hard that shit goes into her intestines.

Michael Was "Log Fucking" A Filthy Whore Yesterday, He told me it was a shit pile in the end and he had to take her to the hospital.

by FourthAndInches September 15, 2009