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Landon

The type of kid to get girls anytime anywhere. Has the best face and can strike even the cutest of girls. Also all girls named Pippa love him.
Pippa walks in
Landon: hey
Pippa: heyyyyyy
“Dies cause Landon is too hot
by Epic gay boi August 7, 2021
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Landon is a guy that is an overall gamer, he had been playing video games since he was three and they didn't get old until he turned 14. Landon can be pretty annoying sometimes but he tries his best to be funny and he does do a decent job at it too. Landon is pretty boring, he's also pretty insecure about his weight. As for getting ladies, Landon has always been terrible at it, partly because he doesn't really have much of a sex appeal and he just isn't good at talking to women in general. He thinks he will die alone but he also thinks that he can possibly score one day. He also likes Aviator glasses
Person 1: whos that guy over there with those aviator glasses?

Person 2: oh that's just Landon don't mind him, he's pretty much a loser anyway
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f-boy with tiny peen, looks like blonde lord farquaad
ayo is that landon

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by Bitch Identifier October 28, 2021
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Most Landon’s usually smell good but the Landon I know smells BAD, like super stinky. Once you walk into Landons room (the one I know) you instantly want to walk out and leave the area, his room mainly smells like cheese and farts. (Rip that chair)
Someone: dude have you been in Landons room ?
Someone 2: no why?
Someone: IT STINKS BAD
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Landon likes to go to a hotel room a lot even though he has the tiniest cock he will always yell while playing video games
Hey what happened last night I went to the hotel room with landon
by Ariaiaiaiai October 30, 2021
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A Landon is a very cuties guy in the world and I easy to hook up with.
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The name landon has two meanings, Long hill, and Cum dumpster.
Person 1: hey Long hill/Cum dumpster
Landon: hello person 1 :)
by MeFingerless August 14, 2021
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