by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025
Get the Kelvin Gonzalez Is Donkey Kongmug. by softiessssstmmmmm May 20, 2018
Get the Kongmug. someone who gets no bitches because they don't not talk to women at all- this may be due to them not caring about their appearance at all, or simply their negative eq and inability to make conversation.
they also probably don't touch grass, and when you bring it up they give a shitty excuse that they play a sport that's not really a sport (such as sailing)
they also probably don't touch grass, and when you bring it up they give a shitty excuse that they play a sport that's not really a sport (such as sailing)
by ahri_fangirl May 29, 2022
Get the Ethan Kongmug. Walter: "I've been going to the gym alot lately, wavy sissy."
Emily: "Walter, you're such a strong kong"
Emily: "Walter, you're such a strong kong"
by trudy_gallini_fan666 June 5, 2018
Get the Strong Kongmug. nickname from SC’s youngest football coach David Smith for Jordan Thomas Cooper. He was Christ Church’s coach at 23 in the early 1990s.
Coach Smith said Kong was a great student-athlete and one of the best in Berkeley High School history.
by Coop Dupe October 28, 2021
Get the Kongmug. Donkey Kong-ing is when you go to an apartment staircase and start throwing barrels or garbage bins at people using the stairs.
Example of the usage of the word Donkey Kong-ing:
Guy 1: "Yo dude I just went Donkey Kong-ing and hit Jeff"
Guy 2: "that poor bastard"
Guy 1: "Yo dude I just went Donkey Kong-ing and hit Jeff"
Guy 2: "that poor bastard"
by Jester0FTheM00N August 30, 2024
Get the Donkey Kong-ingmug. A sexual position with your wife when you strip butt naked, bend over to reach underneath your bed to find and put on your "rice hat". Then squint your eyes and finally proceed to have sex and scream, "Hong Kong this Dong!"
by Ed Flesh April 16, 2022
Get the The Hong Kongmug.