Loser who spams you with videos of Hitler saying nien because he’s disappointed in society yet has no life. His cool sidekick is mochi and together they will steal the moon.
Mochi: oh it’s jonathan he’s really cool y’know
Chase: Ugh jonathan 🙄 such an idiot
Mochi: you bitch 🤬🤬🤬🤬
Jonathan: nien nien nien
Chase: Ugh jonathan 🙄 such an idiot
Mochi: you bitch 🤬🤬🤬🤬
Jonathan: nien nien nien
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A thoughtful, loving, intelligent, strong, family oriented, sweet, masculine, athletic, and caring man.
Jonathans are incredibly sexy, without flaunting it, charming, intriguing, enticing, classically handsome, well-mannered, have gorgeous eyes, a stunning smile, and are true gentlemen.
When a Jonathan cares about you, then never let them go, because it'll be the biggest mistake of your life.
They also are extremely loyal partners and friends.
They're honest to a fault, but life's so much better with them in it, then without them.
I can't imagine my life without knowing my Jonathan.
Jonathans are incredibly sexy, without flaunting it, charming, intriguing, enticing, classically handsome, well-mannered, have gorgeous eyes, a stunning smile, and are true gentlemen.
When a Jonathan cares about you, then never let them go, because it'll be the biggest mistake of your life.
They also are extremely loyal partners and friends.
They're honest to a fault, but life's so much better with them in it, then without them.
I can't imagine my life without knowing my Jonathan.
"That guy is as fine as hell... he definitely has to be a Jonathan."
"Wow! That guy was so polite. He must have been a Jonathan."
"Wow! That guy was so polite. He must have been a Jonathan."
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Get the Jonathan Grant mug.A closer for the Boston Red Sox who single-handedly blew his team's entire 2009 season in one winning against the Angels.
When the All Star Game was held in New York in 2008 he made the mistake of saying he should close instead of Mariono Rivera. Rivera is both the Yankees' closer and best closer of all time so you think it goes without saying that he gets to close when the game is held in his team's city.
Papelbon, who is from Louisiana and probably didn't finish grade school, didn't understand this and when Yankee fans expressed their outrage at his comment, he claimed he became frightened for his pregnant wife when him and her participated in the parade before the game.
He is a complete moron and yokel who probably has sex with his sister.
When the All Star Game was held in New York in 2008 he made the mistake of saying he should close instead of Mariono Rivera. Rivera is both the Yankees' closer and best closer of all time so you think it goes without saying that he gets to close when the game is held in his team's city.
Papelbon, who is from Louisiana and probably didn't finish grade school, didn't understand this and when Yankee fans expressed their outrage at his comment, he claimed he became frightened for his pregnant wife when him and her participated in the parade before the game.
He is a complete moron and yokel who probably has sex with his sister.
Baseball fan: How did the Red Sox do in the playoffs in 2009?
Red Sox fan: They did pretty well but if it wasn't for Jonathan Papelbon who knows how far they could've gone.
Baseball fan: Yeah, he really fucked you guys huh?
Red Sox fan: Amazing how 1 guy was able to blow an entire season in 1 inning.
Red Sox fan: They did pretty well but if it wasn't for Jonathan Papelbon who knows how far they could've gone.
Baseball fan: Yeah, he really fucked you guys huh?
Red Sox fan: Amazing how 1 guy was able to blow an entire season in 1 inning.
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