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Jonathan

A true gay hill-billy. Probably married to his brother, probably has 28 children, and most probably loves to catch catfish with his dick. You be warned, do not dare enter his swamp without his permission.

Jonathan: Ma there's another gator in the house!

Jonathan's ma: Another gator?! Give me that shovel!

by Tutankhamun1 October 30, 2013