6 definitions by Luna Michael

1

When your in love with the fictional character Five Hargreeves from The umbrella academy!

Someone:I think I like Five hargreeves
Someone else: your an Fivesexual

by Luna Michael January 13, 2021

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2

When you are simping over the actor Jonathan brandis!

I simp for Jonathan so I’m a Jonathansexual!

by Luna Michael January 24, 2021

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3

When you simp for the actor Jonathan brandis!

I am a simp for Jonathan?!?!! So ima Jonathansexual!!

by Luna Michael January 23, 2021

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4

When your in love with the actor Jonathan brand is!

I simp for Jonathan so ima Jonathansexual!!

by Luna Michael January 23, 2021

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5

When you highly simp over the actor Jonathan brandis!

I simp over Jonathan so ima Jonathansexual!

by Luna Michael January 23, 2021

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When you simp for the actor Jonathan brandis!

I simp for Jonathan ? So I’m a Jonathansexual 🙄🤌🏻

by Luna Michael January 24, 2021

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