jeff white

The god of metal and memes, don't start a internet feud with any jeff whites they'll shred your soul.

Dude 1: Yo, I tried to mock this guy on social media, but I got burned so badly I'm now a meme!

Dude 2: Sounds like someone jeff whited you

by ISwearImNotABot December 21, 2016

[Jazzy Jeff]

verb To respectfully leave one's friend(s) or partner(s) behind as your career continues to skyrocket. Ant. Garfunkel

"Now that my book is on the Times Bestseller List, guess I'll Jazzy Jeff the old writers group.

by FrancesL July 11, 2008

Oxford Jeff

A lesser species of Geoff. Often prone to pedantic, pompous, and hifalutin levels of grammatical interpretation.

Oxford Jeff determined that the comma used in the rules was worth holding up the game for 2 hours.

by Grelivan July 07, 2023

jeff jarret

(noun) owns nwa tna, couldnt really make it in other companies so he made his own

jeff jarret is a douche bag

by dudelove February 14, 2004

Jeff Gordon

Getting a blow job from a hot chick while driving in a car.

Yea man, after winning a drag race in my Rice Rocket she gave me a Jeff Gordon all the way home, it was tight.

by Rick1 October 30, 2007

Pull a Jeff

To get changed in the First-aid/Lifeguard changeroom without closing the door as you feel it is not necessary.

I don't care who sees me I'm totally going to pull a jeff.

by Dominicki~ August 20, 2008

Jeff Hardy

Crappy wrestler who thinks he looks cool by literally pouring a can of paint over his head.

Jeff Hardy: Come on, just one more for the road!

MAB Paints employee: Sorry, sir, but I think you've had enough.

by Snebulizer/Nih +grr December 07, 2003