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Inch Investigator

A person, typically a woman, who will reject a guy who is shorter than 5’11” due to their unreasonable height requirement in a potential partner.
The inch investigator ghosted me because I didn’t wear my shoe inserts.
by K0z254 August 25, 2022
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12 inch sinker

When a girl is very horny and thinks it's big but her clit tells her otherwise....
" wow that's a 12 inch sinker"
by 12 inch sinker November 15, 2016
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Optical inch

When you man scape and shave your pubes, the male genitals look an inch bigger
The optical inch makes nudes more impressive
by Therealmvpofthegame June 27, 2020
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nine inch nail

1. A member of the band Nine Inch Nails
2. An erect penis
1. Ayo man, I got to meet the best nine inch nail last night, Trent Reznor.
2. Oh shit, that's quite the nine inch nail there.
by Tako#2739 July 30, 2021
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Six Inches of Separation

The gay equivalent of six degrees of separation, where you realize you are one person (average penis length of six inches) away from having sex with your best friend (assuming you haven't already boned each other).
Man, our group of friends is so slutty there may be less than six inches of separation between us all!
by shooterboy69 July 13, 2016
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Two-inch

A derogatory term for a colleague saying their like a two inch penis a useless F-ing tool
Fuck sake two-inch is at it again he's put the tractor in a ditch
by Slack rat May 19, 2023
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