A handjob in which someone is jerked off through a velvet crown royal bag, a bag commonly used as a dice bag by dungeons and dragons players. The sex act its self is referencing an item from dnd called a handy haversack (basically a lesser bag of holding)
Frank: How was dnd last night?
Bill: Dude! Jenna gave me a Handy Haversack after the game was over!
Frank: Nice!
Bill: Dude! Jenna gave me a Handy Haversack after the game was over!
Frank: Nice!
by Mind_Flare July 28, 2021
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The act of watching the Simpsons and fucking your wife/husband with a large blue wig, inserting it in and out of the anal cavity.
by 30 OZ Pepsi bottle July 25, 2022
Get the Dirty Homer Simpson mug.These are people that for some reason did something to deserve themselves getting strapped to a chair with no bottom and getting the shit beat out of thier balls until they are reduced to worthless mush. Much like what happened to James Bond in Casino Royale, except these people are nothing like James Bond, because instead of taking it like a man like Bond did, these people cry and bitch and moan like whiny little bitches.
Nick 1 "Dude did you hear what happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Nick 2 "No what?"
Tony "Dude you didnt hear? He got his balls mashed while he sat in a bottomless chair and bitched and moaned like a whiny bitch!"
Nick 2 " That Ball Less Mush Haver"
Nick 2 "No what?"
Tony "Dude you didnt hear? He got his balls mashed while he sat in a bottomless chair and bitched and moaned like a whiny bitch!"
Nick 2 " That Ball Less Mush Haver"
by The Tenacious T-Bagger September 26, 2009
Get the Ball Less Mush Haver mug.Keeping with baseball metaphors it is to go after someone far more attractive than oneselves and manage to have sex with them.
Michael: You went after Mackenzie? That's pretty bold she's like a 10!
Sanders: Yeah she is, we hooked up though.
Michael: Oh shit you swung out of the strikezone and still hit a homer.
Sanders: Yeah she is, we hooked up though.
Michael: Oh shit you swung out of the strikezone and still hit a homer.
by awesome24678 January 9, 2017
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Special Ed kid...Homer Simpson!
Special Ed kid...Homer Simpson!
by Someone MORE Special Than your Girlfriend December 28, 2005
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by BIG December 8, 2004
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