Mind_Flare's definitions

handy haversack

A handjob in which someone is jerked off through a velvet crown royal bag, a bag commonly used as a dice bag by dungeons and dragons players. The sex act its self is referencing an item from dnd called a handy haversack (basically a lesser bag of holding)

Frank: How was dnd last night?

Bill: Dude! Jenna gave me a Handy Haversack after the game was over!

Frank: Nice!

by Mind_Flare July 28, 2021

superb owl party

code name for a super bowl party, but a way to get around saying "super bowl" so a restaurant doesn't need to pay the NFL. the term comes from the show "what we do in the shadows" where the main characters go to a super bowl party only to be disappointed there are now owls

Mike: Hey Frank are you excited for next weeks superb owl party?

Frank: Hell ya! Lets go Patriots!

by Mind_Flare February 13, 2022