horn dogging 

the clean or nice act of being horny

"yesterday i was horn dogging so much, i didnt leave the bathroom for an hour"

horn dogging by cthockeyteen January 19, 2009

munter horn 

A vocal representation of a fog horn, that is sounded to warn others to the presence of a munter.

The ideal sound for a munter horn is a low honking, with some pitch variation and distortion, to make it almost as horrible as the munter itself

Rob
(standing near entrance): *hooooOoOoOOOooooonnnnnnnk*

Ian, et al
(other side of location): I hear the munter horn, danger approaches!

munter horn by greebowarrior April 30, 2008

French Horn 

A sleek brass instrument that requires focus and determination to play. Made in Germany but after a misinterpretation of the F in the F horn, it has since been called the French horn. Its proper name is just Horn. To become good at the Horn, players must dedicate lots of time to master the air control and embouchure. The single horn has 3 keys, and the double has 4, including a trigger. It's not very well known. True professional hornists can play every single note just from air control, without the keys. They can also play 6 octaves! One of the hardest brass instruments to play. It also has the smallest mouthpiece in brass. Best instrument ever!!!

Imran: Hey, Ellie, why didn't you bring your French Horn mouthpiece?
Ellie: Oh no! It's so small, it must've fallen out of my case!
Jadyn: At least now our ears will stop bleeding from how loud you play.
Ellie: *glares*
Imran: Haha. French horn is the best!

French Horn by hatchet-wielding nerd March 12, 2020

Honking Horn and Slapping Corn 

Grabbing boobs and slapping asses

Cory was so wasted he was honking horn and slapping corn.

Honking Horn and Slapping Corn by Baldmormon March 16, 2020

morn horn 

when u wake up wit a boner for no reason

i rolled over onto my morn horn

morn horn by kyle jaswal December 13, 2004

Horn dog 

horny bastard/bastards

You're a damn horn dog.

Horn dog by vaunted wreck February 23, 2009

Pot Noodle Horn 

1) An advertising campaign/gimmick by the Pot Noodle company about people who blow huge horns when they want pot noodle.

2) Now synonymous in England with having a boner/stiffy/erection or being amorous or horny in any way.

1)
Advert: "Do you have the Pot Noodle Horn?"

Veiwer: "lol, wut?"

2)
Bob: "Man that girl was so hot, I had the pot noodle horn!"

Pot Noodle Horn by lul, whuts? November 3, 2008