mad hermit

Unprotected anal sex with a unwashed dirty penis, possibly having an STD.

"Shawn totally gave that guy his mad hermit"

by Molochph October 10, 2016

arse hermit

Large bubble of puss that forms over the anus blocking waste from exiting.

timmy quit being such a arse hermit .

by Jdiajcb June 14, 2016

dirt hermit

A person who enjoys licking, fingering, fucking or in general, playing in assholes (human, animal or other).

Example:1 Watch your ass around that guy, he's a dirt hermit.
Example:2 That dyke is ass happy. Big ol' dirt hermit.
Example:3 He's a DIRT HERMIT! We just caught him eating his dog's ass!

by Bob "Fucking" Martin August 11, 2016

canadian heritage moments

1. Polite term for suicide in Canada.
2. The time in the near future when all Canadians do what is right and kill themselves.

"yo there was a mass suicide in Toronto yesterday. Just another on of those Canadian heritage moments."

by c0ld5teel November 1, 2016

pink hermit

Vaguely derogatory term referring to computer game nerds.

"Why are pink hermits always port-begging ? "

by xiof December 7, 2016

Meh Heritage

Meh Heritage is an exclamation uttered after having your heritage mocked. It's to be understood in a joking manner as if you're either mocking the person saying it or if you're simply not taking it serious either because you know it to be untrue or if the original comment was a joke.

Person A "Your family is a bunch of thieves."
Person B "Meh Heritage!"

by The Hyruler April 14, 2017

poon hermit

When you don't see someone after getting a new girlfriend because they are almost constantly having sex.

"Man, I haven't seen Tim in a while..."
"Yeah, he got a new girlfriend; he turned into a real Poon Hermit."

by Nixon_b23 April 19, 2018