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The Hai Karate

ONE in the pink; FOUR in the stink... Similar to the 'Glad Hand' (which after insertion is followed by a "Hi how are you, nice to meet you" up and down handshake) ... but differing in that a sharp- jerking 'karate chop' motion is used thereby releasing defecate and a highly unpleasant odor as her bowels unhinge and evacuate, usually onto your shoes (see Hollywood Shine Box). This odor is similar to Hai Karate; the popular 1970'S cologne, yet more organic.
" So I met this nice lady and after a few drinks we went out back behind a dumpster. I hiked up her skirt and snuck my hand around to the back of her DoJo. I gave her the Hai Karate in her Dumpster Sushi, real Myagi Style and she Daniel Son'd her 'wax off' all over my shoes. The smell was surreal bruh"
by WindoLickr February 21, 2022
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hays in the barn

When the new quarterback you recruited finally let’s you hit it raw behind the IAC.
After another spectacular game tonight from my favorite quarterback the hays in the barn.
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Hayes

Andrew: have you seen hayes

Mike: no he is with rose hes a lover
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Hay Day

A flawless, brilliant and entertaining game. It's superior to any other mobile game in every sense.
Person 1: Hay Day is the best! Food Street sucks!
by WillLloyd February 13, 2020
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All In with Chris Hayes

an American news television program that airs weekdays at 8:00 p.m. ET on MSNBC. It is hosted by Chris Hayes, who previously hosted Up with Chris Hayes on MSNBC weekends.
Hayes hosts All In with Chris Hayes, a weekday news and opinion television show on MSNBC. Hayes also hosts a weekly MSNBC podcast, Why Is This Happening?
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Hay Benny

A slang term originating in Bangor, Maine, for a fifty dollar bill.
Do not rain mere hay bennies down upon these lovely young ladies, here, in the champagne room. Lest you'd prefer to catch their ire, rain entire Benjamin's

My purchase was a total of $17.78. Upon passing a Benjamin to the clerk at the waffle house I recieved in return one hay benny, one dub, one lincoln, 2 singles, 2 silver bits and a couple of coppers.
by Good Looking Ed September 23, 2021
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