Total Harps

A phrase developed by some weird kid from Kettering, Ohio in the 1980's meaning "totally awesome".

"Hey Kurt! How would you feel about going to Crazy Cats Arcade on Saturday afternoon?"

"Total Harps dude!"

by Donnie Bridle August 30, 2025

New Hampshire Pothole

The act of shitting in a mans mouth then face fucking inside of it until you ejaculate hence filling up the New Hampshire Pothole

I just gave wpina a New Hampshire Pothole, it was AMAZING

by diddyrizzlerharharhar April 25, 2025

New Hampshire pipe-bomb

When you are receiving oral from someone with a dry mouth while they’re puking on your dick at the same time

“Dude Jessica gave me the best New Hampshire pipe-bomb I’ve had in a while”

“What the fuck is wrong with you”

by Coleslaw420 May 31, 2025

New Hampshire S’more

The sexual act of a man dropping a duece in a woman’s mouth, then receiving fellatio whilst the brown is still in her mouth. After ejaculation in said mouth, the woman will transfer the mixture into the man’s mouth before he proceeds to bird feed it into her honey hole.

Dude that girl was a freak in the sheets. She let me give her a new Hampshire s’more.

by MrF1sterbuttnstuf January 14, 2026

New Hampshire S’more

The sexual act of a man dropping a duece in a woman’s mouth, then receiving fellatio whilst the brown is still in her mouth. After ejaculation in said mouth, the woman will transfer the mixture into the man’s mouth before he proceeds to bird feed it into her honey hole.

Dude that girl was a freak in the sheets. She let me give her a new Hampshire s’more.

by MrF1sterbuttnstuf January 14, 2026

New Hampshire Hamstring Pull

the act of pissing on another persons hamstring while you pull their butt hairs and jerk off all at one

yo bro hit me with the New Hampshire Hamstring Pull

by datkilla7373 January 20, 2026

Derry New Hampshire thornspike

A Derry nh tradition, When somebody shits on your cock, and you pull it out and ram in a different persons ass. This is usually performed in a field full of drunk people.

I was 4 shots deep, and someone paid me 30$ to perform a Derry New Hampshire thornspike on the drunk 300 pound torta at the bonfire.

by BungHoleLiqours6.8 March 7, 2026