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Oakwood Park Grammar School

Also called Brokewood, Cokewood, Dopewood and Jokewood, this school is a certified shithole. The headteacher got done for liking a porn tweet and the senior
Leadership team has to save him, some teacher shagged a sixth former and other shit. Also claimed all students are equal but some of you are worse than others.
Jamie: Welcome to Oakwood Park Grammar School, sorry, Brokewood, Cokewood, Jokewood
by ihadsexwithurdad March 8, 2023
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grammer hammer

The object used to correct someone's grammer. i.e. hitting one with the grammer hammer.
He said can I instead of may I, so I brought the grammer hammer down on him.
by skippy_xua October 24, 2008
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Grammar Nazi

Someone with both a greater standard of all aspects of grammar (than most people) and the willingness to uphold said standards in all that (s)he says and writes, including but not limited to speaking in casual conversation and typing on the internet. Grammar Nazis are not constrained to the internet.

Zealous Grammar Nazis are also known to correct the grammar of other people when they feel the need to, although the act of correcting grammar does not necessarily denote someone as a Grammar Nazi. Someone who indulges in pointlessly correcting people, particularly nitpicking trivial mistakes, is more often a Grammar Troll. That's something else entirely.

True members of the Grammar Nazi Party will politely correct other people in a manner that does not shame the recipient and is always of mistakes that either change the meaning of the statement or are apparent that the recipient is ignorant of. Misuse of the apostrophe in "it's" and "its" and the misuse of homophones, however, are often corrected even if they do not apply to aforementioned standards.

As it has been mentioned that Grammar Nazis are not constrained to the internet, it should also be noted that Grammar Nazis interact in all languages that have codified rules of grammar (i.e. all official world languages). Some fictional languages, such as Klingon (Star Trek) and the Ancient Language (The Inheritance Cycle) are also included.
We Grammar Nazis take our languages, and thus their grammars, very seriously.
by tkdrocker806 December 26, 2014
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Townley grammar

A diverse school full of blue/pink haired unwavering feminists. Don’t tell them there’s only 2 genders!! Actively promote equality and liberal thinking through brainwashing branded as 21c however pupils remain intolerant of views other than their own (on the left). Academically speaking a good school with solid results although some departments such as computer science have an abhorrent standard of teaching. The mixed toilets for sixth formers really are strange can’t lie. Never worked out what Dezza does for his £140k a year (according to companies house) but he loves spending it on Jags and getting on TV.
Hey man did you hear about Steph identifying as a toaster?

Yeah man but hey it did go to Townley grammar!
by BigDon45 January 23, 2021
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grammar nazi

An Asshat that normally trolls forums looking for posts to correct becuase they have nothing worthwild to add to the thread..
That asshat mike is a grammer nazi and is a freeking troll.
by Blake May 6, 2005
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Grammar Nazi

Grammar Nazi: My head exploded after seeing this definition! I must correct all of his grammar mistakes or else I will die.
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Grammar Nazi

Some random douche:James is being a grammar nazi!
Jame:How about you graduate 2nd Grade and we'll talk
by Grammar Nazi November 5, 2015
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