spoon goon

noun, a man, usually intoxicated who will spoon with the ugliest women or men in the world

billy spooned with that ugly ass monkeyho last night, hes such a spoon goon!

by dick chesse December 18, 2008

Goon Squad

Goon Squad is a gang located in northern Utah established in 2008. The gang has a reputation for being extremely violent and badass. To become a goon you have to be from the PV, NO, or OV hood. Its also a rule to say deuces before you leave somewhere. Goon Squad has a few rivalries including "The Kings" and "Jeanie".

If you mess with the Goon Squad, your shit will be dropped, end of story.

by Badassmotherfuckaniggatitsjew January 10, 2010

booty goon

a booty goon is a man who is feening for cheeks and will get it no matter what

i was walking down the street then someone tried to pull my pants down and i saw 3 booty goons

by anonymous August 23, 2022

goon bug

Disrespectful member of society who thinks they are above all others.

A Savage walking among men.

Dawg your're being a real goon bug right now, cut that shit out.

by T$Money$13 September 17, 2016

Goon Squad

A group of people who want nothing more than to smoke pot, drink some brews, and kick it with the homies. In fact, they take this lifestyle to such an extent that they accomplish nothing else. Usually they don't have jobs, they're not in school, and overall do nothing productive. This is what leads those around them to name them a "goon squad". The most important part of being a goon is being perfectly happy with this lifestyle and repping the name proudly!

Nick: "Guys, look whose here. It's the goon squad!"
Ty: "I know, I could smell them coming from a mile away."
Nick: "That bud they're smoking must be pretty dank!"

by DaCoBuddha June 23, 2017

goon-shatz

bad ass gunshot

Brampton version of "gunshot".

by blah. May 21, 2003

goon rider

a street bike rider who obeys no traffic laws and could care less about running from the cops...and they have been known when ragged at a car to bend the antenna or kick the fucking side mirror off!

that kid justin is crazy he rides like its his death day what a fucking goon rider!

by jboswell December 28, 2007