fuck you finger

its the nastier name for your middle finger..Mainly used for signalling someone to fuck off or get fucked.

jack: hahaha did u see me give that dog the fuck you finger??

sally: hell yes how fucking nice of you...

by wenchypoo February 9, 2009

One Finger Salute

The usage of the middle finger to insult a person who offended you, AKA, flipping them off, giving them the bird, et cetera.

'Yeah, well f**k you!' -Proceeds to use middle finger in exasperation-

-Other person, to himself- 'He just gave me the one finger salute!'

-Fight ensues-

by Pirate Soul November 18, 2007

poop finger

When you are wiping and your finger breaks through the toilet paper causing your finger to touch your poo.

Aw man I have poop finger after that nasty poo.

by BobnRob October 24, 2008

Farmville finger

Painful joint pain in the pointer finger that is the result of harvesting, plowing, and seeding too much on Farmville. This condition is more common for people who use Macs, or another computer with the flat mouse.

"Hey, __, wanna get started on that project due tomorrow?"

"Ok, but you've gotta write, my farmville finger is acting up"

by Ogabasi October 21, 2009

Ring Finger

Definition 1. The Ring Finger is the fourth digit of the human hand located between the middle and little fingers. The Ring Finger is used for wearing of Wedding Rings.

Definition 2. The Ring Finger refers to any digit on the right or left hand (but not the thumb) use to provide finger based stimulation to the anal Oring of a sexual partner during anal play.

Example 1: Sara was so excited to be engaged. She was showing everyone the new rock on her Ring Finger.

Example 2: Sara enjoys it when Carl fingers her asshole. Her preference is for him to use his long, middle finger as his Ring Finger. But she will take any digit she can get when that booty is up and arched from her organic spread.

by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

Fidget Spinner Masterbation

When you lube up your genitals and then take out the middle bearing of a Fidget Spinner then slide it onto your genitals and spin it until you cum.

I'm gonna go do some Fidget Spinner Masterbation..

by Salmon_Slapper May 24, 2017

Finger Test

A test used to determine the smell of a vagina. You get a little on your finger, give your partner a hug and when they are not looking, you smell your fingers to see if you want to put your mouth there.

"I didn't need to give her the finger test. I could smell it threough her pants."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004