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excuse my french

French is commonly associated with sexual vulgarity. The idea that anything French is wicked, sexual, and decadent has invited many English speakers to insult the frogs.
The term "French" has many other sexual meanings. French culture is a common sex worker euphemism for oral sex, a French lesson is a visit to a prostitute, French kissing is a more vulgar kind of kissing. They used to call porn pictures "French prints" and being Frenchified was catching syphilis.
Reference: The Slanguage of Sex by Brigid McConville & John Shearlaw, 1985.
Excuse my french, but that guy is such a fucking douche, he tried to dead horse my roommate while she was passed out drunk!
by Mistress Liz March 1, 2005
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frenchtoast

Slang for fuck. First used in a forum editing war by moderators. Speculation still remains as to who first used it.
That was frenchtoasting awesome!

Stop frenchtoasting editing my post!
by Stick_Branch September 30, 2007
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French Mistake

An arrangement of tuxedo-clad male dancers in top hats singing a silly little song. Usually followed by a brawl with cowboys.
Throw out your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give 'em a push
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake!
Voila!
by Tarantulas April 13, 2005
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French military victories

The Battle of Yorktown, Sep-Oct 1781. The decisive battle of the American Revolution, fought with equal parts French and American soldiers.
The U.S.A. exists because France's citizens fought alongside us when we needed them most. And then America and France kinda went to war while France and Britian were at war, and then France fell into revolution and Britian and America went to war, and, did I mention? the British and the Americans fought the French before all this even began. With Injuns! Anyway, America eventually went to war with itself, and the West Point generals from the South battled the West Point generals from the North, and then we hooked back up with France and Britian and together kicked the crap out of the Axis.

French Military Victories. I only need this one to make all the other definitions realize how stupid they are.
by pennsylvanianbot August 27, 2009
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French Surprise

You fuck a midget while holding her up and running around so she screams "we we!" (oui oui) and then you slam her into a wall.
Jill the midget was pissed off at work on Tuesday because the night before, she had gotten a French Surprise.
by joey the cock April 17, 2008
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shake hands with the French

unfortunate incident of piercing toilet paper with your middle finger while wiping yo ass
sniff my finger, i had to shake hands with the french
by J Dubya December 26, 2003
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Fwench

Usually used to describe a French immagrant, especially one with a thick French accent. This word is often used in a mocking tone to insult a Frenchman behind his back, but some people might even say this word right to a Frenchmans face.
To a Frenchmans face: "Oh ho! So I hear you are Fwench! I am also Fwench!"

Behind Frenchmans back: "Did you meat Zjhok yet?" "No, but it sounds Fwench."
by Corbyn, Fool October 26, 2005
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