Finger Test

A test used to determine the smell of a vagina. You get a little on your finger, give your partner a hug and when they are not looking, you smell your fingers to see if you want to put your mouth there.

"I didn't need to give her the finger test. I could smell it threough her pants."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

finger blasted

Referring to an incident where someone stimulates a woman with their finger. Often done under the influence of alcohol and in inappropriate situations like a bar, theme park rides, movie theaters, buses, the club or in public. Another term for fingered.

Jason (to a friend): I just finger blasted this bitch in the stairwell!

by Tron Jivolta June 11, 2006

House on a Finger

A very large, very expensive ring bought for one's wife as a bribe. The ring makes the statement, "I've cheated on you, but you and I both know that I can buy your forgiveness because we are both shallow fucks."

Kobe Bryant: Here, baby...I hope this house on a finger makes up for the fact that I forced anal sex on a hotel worker and violated our marriage vows all in the same stroke.

(OR)

Tiger Woods: Here baby...I hope this house on a finger makes up for all the skank tapping I've been doing lately. Please don't beat my ass with a golf club anymore...

by justsaynotocheatingasswipe November 30, 2009

Finger Fencing

When two classic males lock fingers in the ultimate battle to gain entrance to a lady's love hole, a dual of miniature proportions yet with satisfying results for the winner...on guard.

Pedro and Cardoor got so high they ended up finger fencing Rachel on the futon

by Pedro Sawowski October 20, 2008

finger in the booty ass bitch

A term used to describe someone who irritates others easily.

Kanye west.

That's why you're a finger in the booty ass bitch

by St.luke January 27, 2017

Finger Tipping

FInger tipping is the perfect excuse to not let someone win. If you just want to be first place just tell them that they were finger tipping

"I saw you finger tipping so your disqualified," or, "NO! I saw you finger tipping! Your out!"

by Guy who has no social skills April 12, 2021

five finger fiesta

the art of male masturbation. see also booping the bishop, flogging the dolphin, spanking the monkey

That party was boring so I went home and had myself a little five finger fiesta.

by phil winkler December 19, 2004