peanut fairy

A whimsical pixie-like creature that flies around on most afternoons salting people's unsalted nuts. No one knows why or how the peanut fairies do what they do - most don't wish to know. Some consider it a blessing from the Gods themselves. Others find it to be a naughty, mischievous act. Either way, the peanut fairies are real and here to stay as they live exponentially longer than humans.

These peanuts were just harvested yesterday - how are they so salty already? Ouuuu that damn peanut fairy got me again!

by SmashtonKutcher June 4, 2015

Hairy fairy land

The state of mind where one thinks that everything in life will be simple and easy

Joe:it's fine I'll leave all my studying til the last night .
Chris:really? You're in Hairy fairy land then you fat fuck.

by Minty February 15, 2017

fridge fairy

A person who takes stuff from someone else's fridge without asking

Mom: Where is the left-over lasagna?
Kid: It's my friend. He's a fridge fairy!

by Thid April 27, 2017

red fairy

A woman's menstrual cycle.

Dud, I'm not getting any this week, the red fairy is visiting my girl friend.

by jOHNNY c. lATELY September 16, 2017

Fucking Fairyland

Used to describe lawns and houses with an extreme or over the top amount of Christmas lights and decorations.

Pratt’s house is lit up like a fucking fairyland

by AudubonDrive December 26, 2017

dildo fairy

A mythical Fairy that delivers dildos to deserving woman and men

Woke up and that bitch had a dildo under her Pillow. Bitch was visited by the dildo fairy

by mastodonPenis March 18, 2019

Internet fairy

A small pixie that hacks your internet a.k.a. Moms

Hey mom your such a internet fairy

by Aidenrulesdaworlddealwidit June 3, 2019