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"Oh, Shit!" Factor

In a pick-up or organized game of football, the "Oh Shit!" Pairing is the pairing between an "Oh Shit!" Man and the unwilling wide receiver he usually covers. You can spot an "Oh Shit!" Pairing when the wide receiver gets hit by the "Oh Shit!" Man and screams "Oh Shit!" before he gets hit. After that one hit, an "Oh Shit!" Pairing is born. The unwilling wide receiver is usually afraid of being hit by the "Oh Shit!" Man, so he doesn't get open and might drop passes.

The "Oh Shit!" Man is the man that gives the usually bone-crushing hit in an "Oh Shit!" Pairing. You can spot an "Oh Shit!" by when an unwilling wide receiver gets hit by a strong defensive player.
Mike catches the ball but Logan is about to hit him. Mike screams "Oh Shit!" and the "Oh, Shit!" Factor comes into play.
"Oh, Shit!" Factor by PASHU February 17, 2006
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Hotness Factor

A numerical value assigned to a female which, on a scale of 1 to 10, reflects her level of hotness when taking into account her engagement in lesbian or bisexual activity.

The value is determined by first assigning the female a hotness value between 1 and 10, with 1 being the least hot and 10 being the most hot. Then, take that value and multiply it by the power equal to the sum of 1 + the number of females with whom she is engaging in lesbian or bisexual activity.

This value is useful in determining to what extent a female's hotness value is increased by simply performing sexual acts with other women. Practically, this formula is useful for a male to determine whether or not he would have sex with a woman or women whose hotness value(s) alone is/are not acceptable, but who is/are engaging or may engage in lesbian or bisexual activity.
In the examples below, assume that Sally and Brenda both have hotness values which meet my minimum threshold for sex without taking into account their hotness factor.

Example 1. Jane's hotness value is 3. I would not have sex with Jane alone. Now, Jane is going down on Sally. Take 3 to the power of 1 + 1, or 3 squared. Jane's HOTNESS FACTOR is 9. I would now have sex with Jane and Sally.

Example 2. Jane's hotness value is 2. I would not have sex with just Jane. Now, Jane is going down on Sally. Take 2 to the power of 1+1, or 2 squared. Jane's HOTNESS FACTOR is 4. I still would not have sex with Jane.

Example 3. Same facts as example 2, but now Brenda has joined Jane and Sally. Take 2 to the power of 1+2, or 2 cubed. Jane's HOTNESS FACTOR is now 8. I would have sex with Jane, Sally and Brenda.
Hotness Factor by The_Melvin April 2, 2010

the IT factor

Professional wrestler Bobby Roode is the IT factor of professional wrestling. This was his nickname in TNA Impact Wrestling and uses fantastic throwback heel offence in his matches.
Bobby Roode is the IT factor of pro wrestling, NOT sports entertainment

Beez Factor 

An inexplicable aberration in a mathematical calculation caused by random errors that cannot be replicated in further calculations, possibly caused by having sex with fat chicks and/or cougars
Assistant: I don't get it our calculated data is way out.
Professor: Must be the Beez Factor...
Dude: O yeah, you didn't you have sex with that old fat chick last night.
Beez Factor by Ernie Scar December 1, 2007

TTP Factor 

TTP = "time to penis." The TTP Factor is the amount of time it will take in any given scenario involving a video camera before someone films their own penis. It's often quite short.
"We talked about putting cameras on the game so a customer could get his actual face onto a character, but the effort was more than we wanted to deal with. Plus, for any game with a camera there’s the TTP factor. Time to Penis. How long is it gonna take before somebody puts their penis on video? Any time there’s a camera on anything, that always happens."
- Sal Davita, Midway Games developer, from a Sports Illustrated oral history of the making of NBA Jam.
TTP Factor by Boomshakalaka! July 11, 2017

Wow factor

When someone does something unexpectedly you would not think they would. It wows you. It is a "wow factor."

When expressing astonishment for something; that something must have a wow factor because it wow'ed you.

Can be used in place of "wow" to give a more casual and dry feel, however cannot be used sarcastically to the extent of "wow."
Casey: "It's going to be a good night!"

Amy: "I know right! Did you know that Jon will be meeting us too!"

Casey: "Wow factor."

**Jon never joins them**
Wow factor by N9neEyez May 18, 2018

Sex factor 

A show for people who want sex and want be a famous porn star
This years winner of sex factor is I’m a complete bellend no head dick
Sex factor by Sex vibe July 23, 2018