A kinky sexual ritual where one specimen shits into a container of melted ice cream. Wait 10 minutes until mixing the juices. While mixing and laxatives. Then use the cream as shaving cream.
by CacAflac January 19, 2018
When you pull your dick out of a woman’s pussy and finish in your hand, then throw it in her face as hard as possible.
by Liberty and Bourbon September 27, 2022
by Mcitis August 10, 2016
Facial taint is the skin space between your nose and your mouth. The space where your mustache lives.
by Austintatiousrows September 08, 2017
A Confederate Facial is when one of two events occur.
1. When you nut in a girl's eye and spit tobacco juice in the other.
2. When you finish off, punch a girl in the face to where she starts seeing stars and put your arms over her face in an X position.
1. When you nut in a girl's eye and spit tobacco juice in the other.
2. When you finish off, punch a girl in the face to where she starts seeing stars and put your arms over her face in an X position.
by DriftinLuke February 04, 2019
When your girlfriend is temporarily blinded by the campfire smoke, you stand over her and jerk off on her face.
by James S Beam April 09, 2022
When he unexpectedly cums on your face, so you snort the semen. The recieving end in turn coughs it back onto the man's face.
by Aloha_snackbar011 January 15, 2018