Explosive Gigaqueef

The act of, at the moment of climax during anal sex, the woman clamping down, creating an airtight fit around the penis and passing gas with such force that it travels down the urethra and enters the sperm duct, eventually blowing up the testicles like balloons (A gigaqueef), performed with such vigour that one of more testicles explode under the force.

If a gigaqueef is performed before or after climax, the bladder may be ablated instead of the desired area, the testicles. Therefore it is always suggested that viagra or other aphrodisiacs are consumed before it is attempted during sex.

Also known as a "Ballooning Ballbuster" or, medically, a "Testicular Ablation".

Alan to Keith: "I can't believe that my testicular ablation surgery was 23k! those scoundrels!!"
Keith to Alan: "You mean an explosive gigaqueef? dude, my wife gives those out for free lmao!"
Alan to Keith: "But bro, I dont want your wife to give me a ballooning ballbuster..."
Keith to Alan: "Who do you want to then?"
Alan to Keith: "You bro..."
Keith to Alan: "Bro..."

*Alan and Keith kiss.*

by father longnipples May 11, 2022

explose

When information or a situation gets exposed in an explosive manner. Something being exposed in a very sudden often dramatic manner.

When Ted Rimmel Jr got caught french kissing his mother on the ferris wheel, Ted's secret got explosed.

It was a very dramatic explose when Ted Rimmel Jr got caught making love with his mother in his car at the local public lover's lane parking spot. At that very moment, the truth of all the rumors and gossip was also explosed.

by Ted Rimmel Jr December 3, 2024

Explosive Corndog

When you knee someone in the arse and that had shit in their pants and your knee gets shit on it.

That man's pants exploded when I gave him an "Explosive Corndog".

by Tostyburnoutryan August 19, 2016

Flavour Explosion

The whitest possible way to describe food thay tastes good

white people: woah this like, a flavour explosion in your mouth

waiter: sir please return that salt shaker

by lil goblin critter October 29, 2023

Literally an explosion

When you cum so much inside another person that they blow up like a balloon and eventually explode.

Person 1: how is Sally?
Person 2: not alive.
Person 1: WHAT? HOW?
Person 2: Literally an explosion

by MYFUCKINGMESS December 22, 2020

Cream pie explosion

The act of shooting your load into the anus in the form of a cream pie then the other partner farts so the cream pie shoots out like a cream pie explosion.

Me and my girlfriend did a cream pie explosion last night .

by Zander0969 September 14, 2022

Strombolian Explosion

When the stromboli is too hot and causes an explosion of mozzarella to ooze out.

Mom's stromboli was so hot it set off a strombolian explosion in my mouth.

by ImPsyda October 9, 2021