not even if there's a fire

Another way of saying "not a chance in hell"

You want me to come in on my day off? Not even if there's a fire.

by Chefkangabanga March 24, 2022

Manchester Evening News

like the salisbury journal but they do not moan as much. unlike the salisbury journal manchester evening news sometimes play fifa to predict the score between who city and united were playing they sometimes moan about stuff but not as much as salisbury journal

manchester evening news are actually better than salisbury journal

by big fat tubby January 1, 2023

are u even able

ABLE TO SUCK THIS DICK
STFU

"bro are u even able"

"wdym"
"ABLE TO SUCK THIS DICK"

by a pedophile123456 April 20, 2021

don’t even think about it girl

popularly used in videos that could be written as comments

oh no no no no you’re not getting a dog don’t even think about it girl

by wassup shaheer December 23, 2021

National send Even nudes day

14 juli må du sende nudes til Even

Håvard: Idag e d 14 juli
Tormod: ååå faen det e national send Even nudes day. Da må æ send:(

by EVEN E DIGG💕 July 13, 2020

not even in a month of sundays

the phrase not even in a month of sundays means you will never do something, even if it was a month of sundays, which is impossible

John: "What about her?"
Matt: "Not even in a month of Sundays!"

by --ee-- October 7, 2023

Can’t even deal

Can’t even deal mean that you can’t even deal but shortens can’t be fucked this is mostly used by anna

Today is the day I can’t even deal

by Anna the best bitch June 22, 2021