Electric Dick

Electric Dick

In the world of E-cigarettes it has been discussed that people often are very busy with smoking their ecigs. We like to say 'Tell that douche to stop sucking on his electric dick and get to work.'

by Funnylassy November 5, 2018

Electric hummer

You get aluminum foil, take a size appropriate sheet, wrap it snugly around your penis. Let your partner take it on their mouth and human as loud as they can! The vibration from the hum in turn vibrates the entire sheet of foil, eliciting the feeling of electricity running over your penis. Electric Hummer.

Lets get the foil baby, you can give me an electric hummer tonight.

by SortItOutKaren December 17, 2018

Election

Japanese for erection

In private areas elections are held every morning

by Frugal Jerk May 6, 2019

Electronic Arts

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by aindev July 27, 2019

electron penis

A penis that's so small that it goes off the scales.

"u have a fucking electron penis"

by c00nk1ller August 15, 2019

Electrical testicle

When someone applies electricity anywhere near a man's groin

Right after I called her a bitch, she gave me an electrical testicle.

by MinecraftMickey12345 October 6, 2019

electric hamster

when you want your hamster dead, so you tape a fork on its back and stick it in a outlet.

Hamster Owner: *Sniff* What smells like chicken?
Demented Brother: Oh, I made Rocky in to an electric hamster
Hamster Owner: The fuck?

by lolomguy February 25, 2020