One eyed jack

A person who shows the good side of themselves, while hiding the other side of themselves as being incredibly repulsive, insincere, malicious, and untrustworthy.

You are a one eyed jack around these parts, Dan. I have seen the other side of your face.

by Lexus Nexus July 3, 2014

Eyelid Assassin

An Eyelid Assassin is an individual who has an unusual fetish of ejaculting in their companions eye for the night. Typically the Eyelid Assassin approaches his companion, and upon the first hint that sex is in the cards, he will ask his partner if he can tape their eyelids open during sex so he can see the complete ecstasy he is bringing during inter course. Once the assassin is about to orgasm, he pulls his cock out, and instead of shooting his hearty load in the mouth, turns his massive cock towards the eyes and unloads a scorching hot load, which makes them scream in pain due to the heat. Typically the results are a burnt cornea, but in rare cases leads to blindness. While the odds of you encountering this freak are about the same as you encountering a Sasquatch, you have been warned, this sick twisted son of a bitch exists, and if you are asked to tape your eyelids open, think twice.

I had an encounter with the Eyelid Assassin, and every since that day, I suffer from double vision.

by Tee Cee Deez February 20, 2019

Walkie eye

An Australian term for a lazy eye, or a wandering eye. Sometimes refered to as a "Wokie Eye."

Janie's got a walkie eye

by mistahtom August 24, 2005

Left Eye

the greatest female rapper of all time

Left Eye is and always will be the best. And will always be missed.

by RIPlefteye August 7, 2008

EYPO

The way the Greek spell 'euro' upper case, because of their Greek alphabet

This vase cost me 5 EYPO!

by Nitwit24242 March 9, 2009

eyoy

A word invented at Adlai E Stevenson high school. Usually goes with “sire”. This word means whatever you want it to.

Eyoy is love, eyoy is life. Eyoy is raw. Eyoy is passion. Eyoy is power. Eyoy is the

“Eyoy”, you yell during the SAT, pointing at the guy in front of you as everyone stares.

“Eyoy!” You yell at your friend, who yells it back to you in the hallway.

“This guy’s such an eyoy”, you can’t help thinking as you see your Professor try to fix Zoom for the tenth time.

by needajobrn November 18, 2020

fly eyes

male version of camel toe. each ball falls to either side of their pant leg....resembeling fly eyes

look at that tool....he's got major fly eyes.

by mcat August 2, 2006