cottage dweef

1. A special case of dick queef, or dweef, caused by residue from an incomplete ejaculation getting stuck in the urethra, fermenting and building up pressure til it shoots out the end like a stanky ass ball of cottage cheese.

2. The only Christmas present I'm getting for my friend this year

Guy #1: Dude, your cottage dweef just hit me in the eye!
Guy #2: Sorry, I get a little excited while watching Deadpool.
Guy #1: ...I didn't say stop

by Dave-Landon May 11, 2016

filthy dwarf

When you kick a girl in both shins so she can't stand up properly and then shit in her head.

"hey Michelle what's that smell and why are you in your knees?"

"Yeah about that, Harrison gave me a filthy dwarf"

by Schleiermacher December 5, 2016

Spazzy Dwarf

A angry and retarded girl who looks blazed off her tits about 90% of the time, usually named sheree.

Mate that is one spazzy dwarf

by Beltazar April 20, 2018

toothless dwarf

When a midget with no teeth goes down on your thunderbox and when your about to cum he pours lucky charms all over her pussy.

Krista really want a toothless dwarf to pour lucky charms all over her but none could be found.

by dirtymatthew May 9, 2020

Dingle Dwarf

Best fucker around, you're the fucking best

Bro you're such a goddamn dingle dwarf, please fuck me

by anonymous December 13, 2020

Yuios Dwefwx Pemka Kerwe

Motto Of Asdania.

Yuios Dwefwx Pemka Kerwe. (English meaning "Security and Wellbeing of All"

by Asdania Politique December 28, 2020

Polish Dweefer

Placing hot sauce on your penis, insert penis into anus, fart (dweef) out the penis, and then sucking penis to completion

Do not attempt if you have hemorrhoids. Have fun getting your Polish Dweefer bro.

by Vinnnnnners June 5, 2021