Dink

Someone who has a very intelligent pea brain, but wanders often.

"That dink over there just seen a squirrel pass by behind him!"

by JustonTheContractor June 12, 2018

Dink and slink

“Dink and slink” is the phrase you say before consuming LSD for good luck

Person1: hey dude I just took a tab of LSD!

Person2: did you say dink and slink before?!

Person1: no?

Person2: damn dude, your gonna have a bad trip!

by ploopas October 29, 2021

dink

the penis on an old man

old man : my dink hurts

by tracerxD March 25, 2019

A-Dink

A term used for a meth pipe

Them!...Why do you call a meth pipe A-Dink? Me.....cause when you drop it,it goes A-Dink!!!!!

by JCK on1 May 20, 2024

Dink

An acronym for "Double Income, No Kids," a household where the closest thing to a child's tantrum might be a Wi-Fi outage, and the biggest bedtime story is the monthly budget. Here, 'playdates' involve streaming marathons and the only 'bottle time' is choosing between red or white wine!

Young Dinks: "We're dinks, we can vacation any time and afford appetizers. We have 20 cats and drink $20 lattes."
Old Dink in Senior Care: "I haven't had a visitor in 10 years and will die alone, but those lattes sure were good."

by Ardelis88 January 2, 2024

Dink

when someone got a small dick he just call it a dink .

i got a really sexy Dink

by Jake Rocky November 20, 2017

wrinky dink

What happens to a man who soaks in the tub too long.

I fell asleep in the tub. Now I've got a wrinky dink.

by Nightmare Chambers May 17, 2018