You've just dog diddly done it.

1. A somewhat more grave way of saying "you fail".
2. A way of saying when someone has taken it too far.

Plane Captain: Oops, we've just lost both engines.
Co-pilot: You've just dog diddly done it.

Driver: Oops, I think I just hit an old lady crossing the street.
Passenger: You've just dog diddly done it.

Guy: Oops, I got drunk last night, mistook your girlfriend for mine and slept with her.
Friend: You've just dog diddly done it.

Guy: Oops, I spilt coffee on my brand-new nine-hundred-dollar laptop.
Girl: You've just dog diddly done it.

Hunter 1: Oops, I mistook the game warden for a deer and shot him.
Hunter 2: You've just dog diddly done it.

by derroflcopter April 27, 2013

diddly dog

homie named Jay who has an afro and lives in Rhode Island. His dad smashed his unopened GTA4 when he came home to find him and friends mad blazed.

yo diddly dog, you tryna chill?

by Neilaso May 13, 2008

Diddin

When someone is very ugly and you say it out loud and they don't know that you are calling them ugly!

Ugly person walks up to you and you say, "you are diddin today".

by Bryan83 June 18, 2008

Awsome Diddly

Better than awesome. (You should spell awesome awsome.)
Yeah Man

Dude she has an awsome diddly taste in music!!

by Leah January 12, 2004

diddle

a knob,aka your weiner, usually twiddled by a hoe

"YO JUST GOT HIS DIDDLE TWIDDLED!"
"My diddle is yearning for some twiddle"

by JBeck December 12, 2007

diddler

A pedophile who has a special affinity for children under the age of 5.

The Vice President didn't care of Bill was a diddler because all all of his children were in their teens.

Bill dreamt of diddling the preschoolers, but first he had to come up with a democratic scheme to get rid of their parents.

by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003

diddle

to slightly carress, but not as hard as to penetrate(enough to get some poop on your finger), one's own asshole or the asshole of another.

1.Michael and his life partner diddle one another.

2. Diddle me this, diddle me that.

3. she diddles him in his sleep.

4. my music teacher said if i dont learn how to play the diddle i will fail.

by alnball03 August 17, 2011