dickie squishie

When a guy is so skinny that when the woman gets on top of him to ride the stallion...she has to pause every 2 or 3 minutes (providing they dont cum first) to check for a pulse and respirations

Rosie proclaimed that riding a dickie squishie was a bit like eating lobster legs...by the time all was said and done it wasn't worth the effort!

by Rosie November 16, 2003

Upper Decker Chowder

After taking a dump in the 'upper' part of the toilet (the tank), the individual is so famished he must dine on his own soup!! Thus..."upper decker chowder"

Man that food Ryan made went right through me...but I wanted to be sure I got all my nutrients so I dined on my own Upper Decker Chowder

by spqrbc August 31, 2010

Double Decker

The double upper decker. performed by two people in the same toilet.

Jared and I both shit in the upper tank of a toilet.

by Urban Dictionary August 24, 2005

deckbetch

(noun) Its a bitch with a dick. A man/boy who is being especially bitchy. A huge jerk. An Asshole

That guy is such a jerk. He is totally a deckbetch.

by Briana McF May 11, 2008

one-decked

when a person is knocked to the floor in one punch

did you see that fight before? deanus got one-decked

by deanus fozard May 15, 2007

chubby decker

Another form to call someone fat or chubby

Her clothes were so tight her stomach popped out, what a chubby decker.

-Guy1: Dude she's hot but her friend isn't, take one for the team and go for the chubby decker
-Guy2: No way! You owe me..

by EROS GOOMERZ August 1, 2011

Blumper Decker

A variation of the Blumpkin; getting a blowjob while giving an Upper Decker.

Yo man, I met this girl at this doucher's house and took her in the bathroom and got into an amazing Blumper Decker. That girl gives a great hummer and that doucher's bathroom is gonna smell like shit for weeks!

by E-Nasty February 26, 2010