diddlespitter

a person who excessively spits while masturbating.

"Yo Eric, god last night was great, huh?"
"Yeah, except Joe is a total diddlespitter! I think he spit in my mouth, dog!"

by C0CKSP4NK3R January 4, 2009

DIDDLEYCRAPP

An expression of meaning nothing,or having no substance.
Diddleycrapp also known as diddleysquatt.Slang for the word
nothing.

I did not get diddleycrapp for a bonus!
Nothing he said meant diddleycrapp.

by ROB W.JACKSON January 11, 2009

diddleydoosh

dirty rotten doosh bag

oh my god this guy is such a diddleydoosh.

by randongeek March 27, 2009

diddley dog simple

Something really easy to finish or complete

This project is diddley dog simple, so you should be able to get it done ASAP.

by colbyco July 12, 2009

diddles his skittles

to jack-off

the guy just flopped it out and started diddles his skittles

by Senti101 January 4, 2010

Diddle Wizard

Pedophile; Child Molester

Don't leave your kids at the Thompson's; I heard Jerry is a Diddle Wizard.

by Lupinetine October 10, 2014

duddle dingers

Common slang for a woman's sexy hands running over your dick.

She used her duddle dingers on me last night. It was bomb.

by heyyimemily March 22, 2016