A man who cums in a women only to come back ten years later for a cameo episode and has no actual use in the story it can also mean a dad who you traveled the world and learned nen and thought a nonce just to know he wants nothing to do with you.
by Theweebguy December 31, 2020
Any person of the male gender that that is a good role model that did not take part in your birth. This can mean in the general sense of giving good fatherly advice and/or warm, nurturing feelings ranging to actually helping to raise you with all of your physical, mental, and spiritual needs.
For example, my best friend's dad treated me like his own child. Therefore, 'Papa Egan' was a bonus dad to me. Another example, my teacher always gave great fatherly advice to guide me through the world. Therefore, I consider him a bonus dad.
by The giant in the room September 10, 2020
A guy, that supports his son at a baseball game by fighting with another loud mouth father on the opposing team when infact he has no intrest int he game itself, and only goes for the fight. The fight starts by both encouraging their teams, and then start mocking the opposing team, then one will take their shirt off, then wait to see if the opposing father is interested in the fight, if so the one with no shirt will pour beer onto the opposing father then the fight commences. The winner of the fight is taken away by local law enforcement, as the winning dad says 'im sorry, i thought this was america, i thought this was america, freedom, i thought this was america'.
See: Southpark Season 9 Episode 5, The Loosing Streak
See: Southpark Season 9 Episode 5, The Loosing Streak
Baseball dad 1: GO California
Baseball dad 2: GO Washington
Baseball dad 1: Washington sucks! Go California!
Baseball dad 2: Washington owns your butt.
*Baseball dad 1 takes off shirt*
Baseball dad 1: What, what do you wanna do
Baseball dad 2: You better shut up a**hole
*Baseball dad 1 pours beer on Baseball dad 2*
*FIGHT COMMENCES*
Baseball dad 1: What i cant stand up for my town? what? im sorry i thought this was America, im sorry, i thought i was in America.
Baseball dad 2: GO Washington
Baseball dad 1: Washington sucks! Go California!
Baseball dad 2: Washington owns your butt.
*Baseball dad 1 takes off shirt*
Baseball dad 1: What, what do you wanna do
Baseball dad 2: You better shut up a**hole
*Baseball dad 1 pours beer on Baseball dad 2*
*FIGHT COMMENCES*
Baseball dad 1: What i cant stand up for my town? what? im sorry i thought this was America, im sorry, i thought i was in America.
by Ex baseball dad December 24, 2005
by QuitIntentionalypissing,eoff January 27, 2010
Someone who is usually married to Aunt Mom, and related to cousin Grandma. Incest is usually cited for this phenomenon.
Kid in School: "Man, little Jimmy looks like a mongloid. He has seven fingers and three toes on each of his flipper feet. I hear his family tree doesn't fork."
Girl in school: "That's not funny. His Aunt Mom and Uncle Dad love him very much."
Girl in school: "That's not funny. His Aunt Mom and Uncle Dad love him very much."
by Ezekiel Calhoun December 03, 2010
by Mr Wibble June 13, 2007
by Trebor Sivad May 27, 2008