Crusty Diabetic

An individual who saves dried or cured semen ejaculate for the purpose of consuming at a later time similar to the relationship a diabetic has with their insulin.

So when i was done pulling out I jizzed on her butt and she layed there till i got home from work and when i walked in she flaked if off and ate it and smiled. Damn bro she is one crusty diabetic, but i still love her.

by Ranchgirls July 14, 2020

Clusterfuck

South Sudan is a clusterfuck

Sam O'Nella Academy
here you go clusterfuck

by OMEGA_Mageoffire October 2, 2019

Crusty Crusts

Ghetto slang for lips.

(especially dry ones that lack lipstick)
popularized by the youtube star gloZell

"oooh i gotta put on some lipstack to these crusty crusts!"

by glozelluvrz May 16, 2010

Crustable

A crustable means you look or feel like your "ratchet" or a "Bum" or just non presentable.

Man I didn't even have time to put on some nice clothes this morning now I look like a crustable.

by RiriTea February 19, 2018

Crusty white dog

That dog all the rich families have. They are tiny, have curly white hair, and nasty crust around their eyes. This crust is actually dried tears and mucus (ew wtf.)

White girls can often be heard bragging about their “super cute and adorable dog” and in reality, it’s this mortifying, dried crust of a creature. This dog seems to never know when to die and will live for an unearthly amount of time.

These dogs are often named “Bella” or “Coco” and they are more officially known as Maltese Terriers.

Your family owns a crusty white dog.

by I’m Gonna Scream!!! March 19, 2022

Clusterbark

When your house or apartment is surrounded by dogs that bark at each other.

If you're in the center of a clusterbark, you are constantly bombarded by dog yaps. It's not pleasant.

"The dogs in this neighborhood are trapping me in a massive clusterbark!"

by suchacyn December 8, 2009

crustylicious

Someone who's ghetto/ratchet af and may or may not have been deflowered at the town dump.

Sonia: what's foreplay???
Karina: idk bxtch ask slim shady, she's pretty crustylicious.

by big dollers October 22, 2012