crunchy saliva

when you wake up from a nap, and you wake up with dry smelly and dusty saliva on your face.

yum yum crunchy saliva

by my family computer September 19, 2022

crunchy

a person who is very funny

ur not crunchy or ur so crunchy

by icanloveyou1 October 26, 2022

Crunchytroll

When you let a friend use your Crunchyroll to watch anime, but they watch hentai instead.

"Dude I'm never letting anyone use my Crunchyroll again . . ."
"Did you get Crunchytrolled?"
"YES I GOT CRUNCHYTROLLED!"

by Cxrrupt.exe October 30, 2022

Crunchy peanut butter mohawk

When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.

“Oh my golly! I think I just released a crunchy peanut butter mohawk”

by aidangreen January 4, 2023

Crunchy

An adjective used to describe someone who goes all-natural in their lifestyle. Giving up seed oils, artificial colors and dyes, non-organic food etc. They eat grass-fed meat and whole foods like raw dairy and honey. Most consumed things are locally and responsibly sourced. They make everything from scratch and avoid preservatives. They avoid plastic and other harmful contaminants. This is all in an effort to balance the body’s hormones and restore health to the levels- no political affiliation or look is associated with this lifestyle. Synonymous with “granola”

Jess is so crunchy- she asked the restaurant to cook using beef tallow or ghee instead of vegetable oil

by Crunchygal123 February 26, 2023

crunchy toenails

A phenomenon in which toenails have a texture similar to that of an old sock.

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by sharnus March 28, 2023

Crunchay Land

The land where all crunchays live and also has the Eiffel Crunch and other crunchainian attractions.

I live in Crunchay Land, Crunch, the capital of Crunchay Land.

by CrunchayMaster123 July 19, 2023