Couching

Couching is when you sit or lay on a couch and do nothing. It's also a sport.

"I won yesterdays couching competition!"

by The Queen Of Rainbows December 9, 2016

Couching

Hooking up on the back rest of a couch and balancing the whole time

I was couching so hard last night
Really you hooked up on your couch?

by MGJHM March 20, 2017

Crotchidy

Uptight, slightly aggressive older human behavior. Grumpy with a bit of sas!!

Your grandpa is just a bit crotchidy today.

by GmaTmamaJo July 12, 2017

Couching

Sitting on the couch being worthless. Often times accompanied by smoking weed and ordering delivery.

Alex was couching all day Sunday, when Meagehn tried to say she invented the word.

by Beanflicka14 August 6, 2017

catching skins

Having sex with a woman from a different race

I was catching skins with all the latinas when I went to Mexico

by Shownaa September 24, 2017

catching the crazy turkey

It starts with a turkey...and ends with sex in a bed.

Mogar was catching the crazy turkey last night

by Gold team 16 February 27, 2018

couching

Coaching a gamer from his couch. Frequently yelling at him/her during the process.

A: "You noob! Do not attack! God you suck! Couching you is exhausting."

B: "I am trying, but i am new to this game."

by CPViper January 16, 2018